I Love Having The Most Random, "this Would Not Affect The Story At All" Headcanons About Tma Characters.

Guys,

Peter Lukas, Elias Bouchard, Simon Fairchild

Who’s wearing what to the rich gay old men Nike sponsored sleepover

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Hey guys wanna hear one of my core paranormal memories

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Top 100 PJO Ships

As of 02/19/2025.

These are only for romantic pairings, not platonic, and only counts numbers from AO3.

Annabeth/Percy - 16,900

 Nico/Will - 14,448

Jason/Piper - 4,018

Nico/Percy - 3,766

Hazel/Frank - 3,764

Jason/Percy - 1,970

Calypso/Leo - 1,732

Jason/Leo - 1,714

Nico/Jason - 1,548

Apollo/Percy - 1,468

Annabeth/Piper - 1,096

Luke/Percy - 1,051

Magnus/Alex - 1,037

Paul/Sally - 1,006

Nico/Leo - 845

Thalia/Reyna - 750

Sally/Poseidon - 542

Clarisse/Chris - 541

Silena/Charles - 537

Katie/Travis - 452

Blitzen/Hearthstone - 439

Juniper/Grover - 438

Jason/Reyna - 426

Hades/Persephone - 424

Piper/Shel - 413

Amphitrite/Poseidon - 386

Luke/Thalia - 377

Rachel/Percy - 364

Silena/Clarisse - 312

Annabeth/Reyna - 294

Piper/Reyna - 294

Hazel/Leo/Frank - 291

Artemis/Percy - 281

Nico/Jason/Percy - 248

Luke/Annabeth - 243

Hera/Zeus - 238

Piper/Leo - 217

Leo/Frank - 202

Thalia/Percy - 190

Percy/Leo - 172

Percy/Piper - 170

Percy/Reyna - 170

Percy/Will - 167

Apollo/Hyacinthus - 166

Percy/Poseidon - 148

Calypso/Percy - 147

Hermes/Percy - 144

Mitchell/Connor - 140

Annabeth/Nico/Percy - 139

Percy/Zeus - 134

Percy/Zoë - 134

Carter/Zia - 127

Ares/Percy - 120

Aphrodite/Ares - 119

Annabeth/Jason - 108

Maria/Hades - 108

Malcolm/Connor - 106

Artemis/Zoë - 105

Jason/Piper/Leo - 104

Luke/Ethan - 102

Anubis/Sadie/Walt - 99

Rachel/Reyna - 94

Dionysus/Percy - 91

Hazel/Leo - 91

Hades/Percy - 89

Aphrodite/Percy - 85

Percy/Octavian - 82

Annabeth/Connor - 81

Athena/Percy - 81

Sally/Gabe - 80

Annabeth/Rachel - 79

Lou Ellen/Cecil - 78

Bianca/Thalia - 77

Percy/Clarisse - 77

Percy/Grover - 76

Annabeth/Thalia - 73

Ella/Tyson - 71

Percy/Kronos - 69

Percy/Triton - 69

Bianca/Percy - 67

Reyna/Leo - 67

Jake/Will - 66

Hestia/Percy - 65

Apollo/Commodus - 63 

Jason/Will - 62

Nico/Percy/Will - 62

May/Hermes - 59

Percy/Ethan - 59

Ariadne/Dionysus - 57

Will/Leo - 57

Aphrodite/Hephaestus - 56

Annabeth/Piper/Reyna - 53

Hazel/Piper - 53

Anubis/Sadie - 52

Luke/Octavian - 52

Nico/Thalia - 51

Amphitrite/Sally/Poseidon - 50

Jake/Michael - 49  

Apollo/Naomi - 48

Rachel/Octavian - 47

2022 (the first year I did this. numbers are almost definitely wrong.)

2023 (the second year I did this. numbers are probably right.)

2024 (the third year I did this. doesn't include TKC or MCGA ships.)

More stats will be available in the reblogs.

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You keep giving me a mini heart attack any time I see your url on my dash

I hope you’re happy about this

I am, yes ☺️

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I am aroace in a space god of the first

THE FIRST WHAT?

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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I have only recently realised that I cant say Kepler without doing an impromptu Alexander Hilbert impression.

Wolf 359 has destroyed me and not just in an emotional way

Help

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Idk why it’s taken me this long to actually realise, but I think the cases that get read out by Chester/Norris/Augustus tmagp are actually “real”.

Not like they actually happened irl but like “real” in universe. Like the thing in tma where “all the statements you hear actually happened in universe”.

This is really random but the thought just kinda made itself known while I was listening to tmagp 13 lol

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This might be kinda rambly, but the first time I heard Augustus’s voice in tmagp ep 5 I was like THATS JONAH MAGNUS!! THE RICH VICTORIAN ASSHOLE EYE MAN!! It seems kinda obvious but still THE RICH EYE MOTHERFUCKER IS HERE AGAIN!

Fuck him, and apologies for the incoherence of this post, I had a some thoughts and wasn’t sure how to go about it.

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Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday!!

:)

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