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i should be able to curl around a human and drape a heavy wing over them and make all kinds of chittering and cooing and chirping noises tbh

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.

So we’re all just agreeing that stronger shifts have been getting more and more frequent as of late? I dont know if it’s because of the faint emergence of spring or something else.

I’m ready for spring though :p

I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could shapeshift I wish I could

therian doing math call it quadrobic equations

i miss everyone

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.