Thank You Minecraft Diaries Big Bang For Shoving Me Right Back Into This Hellhole, I Missed It

Hey I'm normal? I'm so normal. I promise I am so very totally normal about Aaron and Lily's relationship and totally DON'T feel like we were robbed of having Lily and Aaron back together in mys cause their mcd relationship was SO! FUCKING! SWEET!!!

I adore them so much.

He gave her a lily as a gift for their first date?! God the idea of an awkward teen Aaron giving this pretty girl he likes a flower??! SWEET BABY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU YOU WERE PERFECT!!

He went to the lily feilds outside their destroyed village to remember and mourn her? Oh my god I want to CRY!

And then Lily had wanted to have another child, to hopefully have a daughter?! THEY WERE GOING TO EXPAND THEIR FAMILY!! THEY WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER AND JESSON RUINED THE ONE VALID HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE TO EVER EXIST!!!

ok so I had caffeine and absolutely cooked with this paragraph so i had to show it. THIS FIC IS GONNA RIP MY HEART OUT…..

diomedes…. just because you’re built like a tree doesn’t mean you have to carry menelaus around like he’s your child just because he asked you to. I promise you he can walk just fine

holy fuck. i was re-watching some of diaries season 2 and FUCK. the flashback in episode 42 is already devastating enough as it is. and you mean to tell me that aaron actually hurries out into the street after lily and jacob hit the floor, hoping to find someone to come help save his family . only to see tons of corpses all over the town. people he’s known his WHOLE LIFE. his friends. his guards. EVERYONE. DEAD. NO ONE COMES TO HELP HIM. OH IM ACTUALLY SICK DUDE. THAT IS SO FUCKED UP WHAT THE HELL

IM SO TIRED GOODNIGHT YALL 💔💔

menelaus your fellow soldiers are fruity as FUCK ‼️

upsidedown stories aarmau had so much unlived potential <//3 i personally think these two would become besties as time went on hehe. he helps her with all her math homework and she protects him from other mean students :’3 (oh and obviously he’s crushing on her of course. they don’t call me the aarmau ceo for nothing!!!)

looking down at my all unfinished aarmau smut fics and sweating . i really hope we’re chill bout’ that now.

Would I be burned alive for writing danvis smut and posting it on ao3 or are we chill with smut nowadays

HELLO GARRON NATION WHERE IS EVERYONE AT ‼️‼️‼️

Odysseus and dioceses? Do you ship them? Can we get ship art? Hullo?

book odysseus and diomedes r quite gay methinks. epic odysseus is too loyal to penelope for that but i do imagine odysseus and diomedes in the iliad having some sexual tension fr. i’m currently working on a fic with them being homoerotic so stay tuned for that ig 😭 maybe i will do ship art with them soon we’ll see.