who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing golf around*
Denmark 🇩🇰: *wearing a traffic cone hat*
Sweden 🇸🇪: Nice cone
Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man, I’m a hazard
Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?
Ghost: Attack.
Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.
Hello all. I'm just kind of, extremely, slightly sad that we aren't getting any asks for this blog :(
Please love us :(
I need attention :(
Gimme luv :(
From yours truly <3
~ Denmark
I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)
- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3
hehe
Lizard 🦎:
Cereal 🥣:
uhhhh tagging @roniebuttercups @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog and whoever else wants to do it :)
((Let's start a picrew!
@cupcakes-and-british-tea @feliciohno @ask-fish-boy @ask-chibi-2p-japan @ask-octomer-arthur @faeciano @absolutelyinvincible @ask-hws-kingsland ))
I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰
It was a beautiful day when you guys walk in on Iceland playing Good Pizza Great Pizza on his phone-
And it is the Valentine's Day event-
Denmark: Uhh... You okay there bud?
Iceland: Yeah why
Denmark: That seems like a pretty interesting game you’re playing...
Iceland: I- uhhh...
Norway: GO OUTSIDE, MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE, EAT SOME REAL PIZZA, STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY
Iceland: IM NOT SAD AND LONELY IM JUST PLAYING A GAME
Denmark: Are you sure you’re okay
Iceland: no
To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean.
-Ice 🇮🇸
*playing phasmophobia*
Norway 🇳🇴: IT’S FLICKING THE LIGHTS IT’S FUCKING WITH ME I’M LEAVING
Finland 🇫🇮: Wait it’s flicking lights? Hold on I wanna check for fingies
Norway 🇳🇴: I DON’T WANNA CHECK FOR ANYTHING I WANNA GO HOME
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