Eret: Aaawww, You're Precious To Me Too❤️

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

Thanks, sometimes being a human a full time burden.

Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?

Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.

Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!

Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!

Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!

Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Welcome everybody! Here are some rules:

Viggo: In order to keep our ask blog safe for us and our viewers, we would appreciate if you didn't send us things related to the any political situation-

Dagur: -please no spamming with bullshit that make no sense-

Eret: -and we're begging you for not getting any NSFW stuff. We want to be a safe blog.

Viggo: You are however allowed to ask us anything you like about ourselves and how we manage to stay in one room. Despite everything.

Dagur: You can ask us things related to our original versions and as well as our modern versions. So things like computers and kaifee is known to us.

Eret: That's coffee dumbass.

Dagur: Whatever

Eret: If you wish to ask us something spicy, please try to be discreet and not very detailed and-

Viggo: Just don't ask us too private questions. Please.

Dagur: If any of you overstep, we'll add more rules so please don't make us return here.

That shall be all from our three bloggers everyone! Now my turn to introduce you into a couple of things I don't want lads to know:

Ships you can ask about:

Eret x Hiccup

Eret x Astrid

Eret x Hiccup x Astrid

Eret x Heather

Eret x Valka

Dagur x Mala

Dagur x Hiccup

Viggo x Hiccup

Viggo x Valka

Eret x Dagur x Viggo

Eret x Dagur x Viggo x Hiccup

Role play threads are allowed only with other ask blogs or OC dragons. No forced ships.

Credits for the artists:

https://pin.it/3ecATpG2y - can't find them so at least I send here the source. If they reach out, I'll change it -Eret

https://www.tumblr.com/krikunjayvoice/736435909508120576/its-good-that-the-series-didnt-show-what?source=share -Viggo artist

https://www.tumblr.com/mandolindoodler?source=share - Dagur artist

Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?

Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!

Eret: Right back at ya!

Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.

Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!

Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!

Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.

Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!

Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!

Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.

Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!

Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!

Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.

Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!

Viggo: Dramatic much?

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?

Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.

Trygve: I wanted to comfort you, Eret. We share the same trauma. I know how it feel, and I am sorry. I'm still having the burning mark on my neck. I was barely a teenager when it happened, and now I'm 40, but remember the scene still making me cry. I wanna hug you. Can I?

Eret:............... Fine.. *lets you hug him.*

Jörmungard aka Eret's lore we were robbed of

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54579286/chapters/138293809

My and @skysiren41 's httyd fic about our beloved ex-trapper.

What is it about?

Ever since he was little, Eret was always scared of the story about giant serpent roaming the seas of the Far north, stories his grandfather told him. Years later after he joined the Berkians, lost his dragon in a war and fell in love, he encounters two of his greatest fears:

The legendary serpent himself and the thought of returning to his land. The one he ran away from.

Now he's facing the consequences of leaving his throne duties, his family and friends and as well reuniting with his roots and remembering what it's like to belong somewhere.

https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/768043633204232192/this-fic-started-as-a-fun-rp-and-monthsor-a-year?source=share - chapter 8 to read whole.

https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/777816496321839104/j%C3%B6rmungard-chapter-13?source=share - chapter 13 final fight

Art of Eret's parents:

Jörmungard picture:

Yes, those scales were a pain....

How does this differ from the original Httyd?

Stoick lives

Night Furies and Light Furies roam the New Berk

Eret's first dragon was a blue scarred Singetail that he rescued from one of his old traps. He died protecting Eret in a war.

Grimmel did happen but after him Drago showed up again but this time with only the hunters, who secretly planted bunch of dragon roots around the New Berk so the dragons become dangerous and the Berkians are distracted and unprepared for the war.

Viggo is alive (you can't change my mind) and he has his own island, where he nurtures and trains dragons, that he managed to rescue.

Got questions? Ask away!

Viggo: I won't lie. I love it.

Dagur: Me too!!! I can see myself form out of metal little daggers or darts I could then throw around me!

Viggo: That's an interesting idea. How about you Eret? Who do you see yourself as?

Eret: Me? Well I'm a born sailor but my parents and family always said I have a hot head...... But I would say water. Fire never did me any good.

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.