Dagur: Hey Guys! Just A Friendly-totally Not Desperate-reminder That This Blog Is Still Active And Excited

Eret, tell me what you’ve been doing for the past time as Drago’s basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??

Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.

Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.

Viggo: ....... Thank you. This is the best reaction I got since having the scar. As unintentional as unwanted the process of cause of the scar was.

okay i have to say it. i have to.

viggo's scar

made him hotter.

What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?

Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?

Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.

Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.

Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.

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dagur,do you want kids with mala

Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.

Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.

Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.

Dagur: How dare you!?

Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?

Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.

Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.

Viggo: I beg your pardon?

Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!

Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.

Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-

Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.

Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.

Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.

Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!

I can't help, but think:

~ dark hair

~ brown eyes

~ strong/ muscular

~ tall

~ handsome

~ probably big-dicked

Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying

(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)

would you guys eat roasted grasshoppers?

Viggo: If they were flavored with spices?

Dagur: I've had alive ones. So roasted is an update.

Eret: Already had it. Not impressed.

😍😍😍

Hewwo! Could I request Eret as Kea?

Fun facts:

- This parrot is from a New Zealand and is a second parrot there. Another one is Kakapo

- They are omnivore so their diet has more options than regular parrots. They even hunt, hence why their beak is so different from other parrots!

- Keas are very smart and playful creatures that roll snow into balls and play with them on the mountains.

- In their sanctuary they are taught to recognize which color goes to which in an exchange for a treat.

Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?

Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.

Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!

Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!

Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!

Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.

Eret: You're right. I don't want to see it everywhere.....

October Prompts - Eret - Nightmare

@ask-viggo-dagur-and-eret

He doesn't mean to see it, doesn't want to feel the shadow of that nightmare creeping behind every kind face on Berk. These people aren't going to hurt him. But Eret will always remember the feel of hot iron burning into his flesh.