Second Part Of This! Hermitcraft But Following Everyone's In-canon Lore, Featuring: Grian The Totally

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The Accolade (life series ver.)

finally, after years of gathering info abt you, i've managed to construct an elaborate venn diagram of your every interest and aspect. felt kinda like the first terminator going through every possibility blindly but i've reached the end of the list. multiple rounds of triangulation to confirm, i've tracked down your exact coordinates as of writing this ask---

8°52'36.0"S 123°23'36.0"W

yeah. that's right. your timbers better be shivering right now. i'm coming for you.

Oh no! my secret bunker in the middle of the pacific ocean!!! 0:

Shiver me timbers!! Its location has been found! D:

I'm shaking in my boots- how have you done this??! It was perfectly disguised!!! No one could've ever found it!! ~^~

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

the brainrot. Save me s1 office shenanigans wow haha i can’t believe the magnus archives is a wholesome workplace comedy-horror-romance podcast with no tragedy at all.

Day 11 — Cub

mr cub fan mr 135

youre not american right? if you dont mind me asking, where ya from?

Chilean

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

Chapter 19

I dont really know what to say, erm enjoy the chapter

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