Asterstella - I'll Figure It Out Soon™

okay so where does the name come from ? are you first name aster, last name stella ? or is it a reference to somet

(if yes, this going into the blackmail folder >:3)

What if you never know nyehehe >:3c

But no it's not my real name :3 and no thoughts behind those eyes, just making up words and using them as names :33

choose your (secret) fighter

oh, so it would kill you, would it ? yk what ? i'm going over there (yes i know where u live mhmm 100%) and if i find a sleepy little person still awake answering asks, i will chop you up (with my cleaver) into bits (small cubes) sloppy style (platonically)

this is an ultimatum. i'd like to see GoodTimeswithScar get you out of this one

( do NOT answer this ask late at night too if u do i will make the cubes smaller. this is a warning !! >:3 )

There are so many ways I could answer this ask,

But I choose none of them, I'm not answering >:33

Jonathan Sims Martin Blackwood

The Onion continues to never miss

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

I've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel it's all that I can give to you, my dear

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going back to my roots drawing desduo aura farming for 3rd life’s fourth year anniversary! doubling as a redraw of the series’ first year anniversary as well.

rough turnaround & closeups under the cut

near total overhaul of my previous design, but i hope you enjoy this one better than the last

my intellectual tma comic

twin drill hair

Gay ppl can’t die normally, they always have to pull some dramatic shit like this

Anyway I’m so not normal about them. Actually, gnawing on the bars of my enclosure