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Dead apple but everyone is still in their pajamas

I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶

I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

Edmund is so ride or die for Lucy after the whole lamppost business but first he has to complain about it

no you guys don't get it. the pevensies were always fated to die tragically early, these children whose childhoods were torn away by the brutality of world war i and then who died so early into adulthood, before they'd had a chance to live and to grow up -- in 1949, like so many who made it to early adulthood, just, only to be mowed down on the battlefields of europe. the most common age of death in wwii was 19. the siblings represent an entire generation of lost youth, and Narnia is the gift, the fantasy, the parable of heaven that told the survivors these children got to live out full lives in Narnia before perishing tragically young

susan didn’t get “kept out of narnia because she liked girly things.” she survived because she grew up

wow that was a really fun hang out guys! Now for the super fun part, to over analyse everything i said and did ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

I don’t know how Sophie didn’t crash out more when the council put the ability restrictor on her. I would have blown up in major proportions. You would have to shatter my ass because no amount of elixir would hide the amount of mental illness I’m about to show you.

Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides 🩸

I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go

I hope you like it :)

commission for Spade

you FOOL!!!!!!!!

hate hate HATE how sometimes theres just a guy there, just in the corner of my vision. UR NOT EVEN REAL LIKE DO U NOT HAVE BETER THINGD TO DO THAN PISS ME OFFFF,,, and guess what?? You turn to tell him to shove off and he isnt even there !!! Clown behaviour like if ur gonna be here committtttt omfg

happy late birthday March yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I don't want to finish it so

Team s but with Firefly now (secomd one from 2023)

FK I FORGOT TO DRAW KAFKA'S HAND

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

The pope’s pet cardinal

‼️ BSD 121.5 Spoilers ‼️ As soon as I saw this trend, I knew i wanted sskk with it. Keep in mind this is just my interpretation! :)

anaxa ✏️

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

i live to die, and that is all.

My sister just got her first period and shes so excited, oooooooh my baby my darling

this stallion’s name is SENDING me

I've gotten like 5 submissions of this stud and I saw him on Facebook earlier and died WHAT A NAME

if everyone in the world was always so niceys i'd totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet

why do people think the concept of “thought ‘crimes’” extends to things you post online. you have laid it out for other people to see, it’s no longer just a thought in your head. lol

fucked up animals

Post: would be awesome if people didn't hate lesbians

Reply: what do you have against women attracted to men

The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

no looking back, orpheus. you promised ▋