I Love How Kipperlilly Copperkettle Was So Clearly Meant To Be A Foil For Riz But Instead Kristen Decides

The main problem with owning a Pizza John shirt is that now everyone knows when I’ve done the laundry because it will be the first thing I wear.

That and the fact that it’s 20 degrees outside and I will be wearing the t shirt anyway

I love that Brennan's dynamic DMing for his wife is "Yes, absolutely, anything you want an I'm also going to make sure you never die" and Murph's dynamic DMing for his wife is, "No, you're absolutely fucking insane and I'm going to make you suffer for it."

Me: crying at the beautiful story of a father and daughter that echoes my own feelings.

My dad, next to me: where are the zombies? Kill some zombies!

Mac is great representation actually because gay people can also be stupid and terrible and I think it’s important to not set our standards too high. Maybe I can’t be great, but I can sure be better than Mac

they should have me on the complicated women podcast

I am so ready to see Gorgug being smart and using that new intelligence score on some sick ass tinkering

tumblr is the abyss and I really need it to not stare back

Maybe if I cared any more or any less, then things would change. But I care the same amount, in the same way. Things stay the same.

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.