Art By Alexander Chernobai

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

can we actually sit down as a society and have a talk about how sampo's event is getting depressing day by day? And how he's starting to subtly reveal things about himself in an indirect way? And how he's CLEARLY warning us of a sad future where we might fall under "a mental state of torment with no escape"..??? Cuz THATS concerning !!!

a fateful reunion

Douktor... Invaded my journal

skirk redesign!! :D

skirk redesign!! :D

ive seen a lot of fanart of them lately...... 3 of them btw. if you even care

was trying to explain penacony to @willow-exe and they said this

rainbow graphics stamps

Kinger's special interest is insects methinks

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