Daddy Issues

Celsius: How water feels

Fahrenheit: How humans feel

Kelvin: How atoms feel

Socks are condoms for our feet.

and shoes are the vagina

Guys, I was listening to S1E17, and when they get coffee just after Dean puts itching powder in Sam's clothes... The name the barista uses for Dean is Jensen?!?!!!!!!??!?!!!!!

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

Coming Out

I came out to my mom yesterday, and she’s pretty supportive. But now she wants me to explain what it means in ‘old people words’. I have died. 

I have to explain NoN-BiNaRY!!!! mANDf dEmIsExUAl

I was watching tiktoks, and someone was wearing a black marching band uniform and I had to remind myself it is not a MCR shirt. I am now dead.