Asmo: I Don’t Think We Can Mansplain, Manipulate Or Manwhore Our Way Out Of It This Time

Asmo: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time

Satan: Manslaughter it is

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4 months ago
Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.
The New Republic
Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

3 years ago

AWWWWWWW

My little brother..

So my seven year old brother loves Undertale. Whenever he wears his winter coat, he puts his hands in his front pockets and giggles while quoting Sans. It’s adorable.

Well, today, I was drawing something to post later when he taps my shoulder. So I look over, and he just lays out these four sheets of paper…

My Little Brother..
My Little Brother..

…Do you recognize that last one?

My Little Brother..

Its Omega Flowey. He drew Omega Flowey’s intro, complete with evil laugh.

So he looked at me, all excited, and said that it was his “Undertale comic” and that I had to put it on “the website” so that people could see it.

If it’s not too much to ask, could you guys maybe leave a like or maybe even a reblog? It would seriously make his entire year if people actually noticed his drawings, he’s always drawing pictures for everyone.

5 years ago

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t
Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t
Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t
Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t
Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t
Listen Up. There Is Literally An App That Can Help You Avoid Self Harm And I Don’t Know Why We Aren’t

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

3 years ago

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“Thanks Hank You Really Taught Me A Lot About Propane And Propane Accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

2 years ago

Emo necromancer and his emotional support dumbass

Emo Necromancer And His Emotional Support Dumbass

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1 year ago
Gale Of Waterdeep

Gale of Waterdeep

5 years ago

@the people who make those edits that are like 'hozier but you're in a church and it' s raining outside'. ya'll r what's keeping me alive. bless u.

2 years ago

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

4 years ago

pretty fucked-up that this is what inspired the gamedevs to make among us

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Matt, 22, history graduate program, they/them. Nonbinary, physically disabled, and autistic. Why am I here

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