You Don't Want None Pizza Left Beef??

Is plankton a jalapeño

read his name a few times and come back to me

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

"Top 10 Pranks That Went Too Far" compilation where #1 is Liu Bang founding the Han Dynasty

L has been dead for 16 slutty, slutty years

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

Interning in a highschool when your 18/19 is fun because

1. I get mistaken for a student alot and got yelled at by a teacher today until they saw my visitor badge

2. Kids are terrifying, last time I was here I saw a student smack the shit out of another student with a notebook

3. I know where 3 things are on this campus and I'm too afraid to ask where anything else is

4. I'm going to get beaten up by a child

kiddos 

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes