My Time Has Come.

You can’t fool me that’s just a screencap….OH MY GOODNESS

i don't usually post art on tumblr (anymore) but i've been working on a lil drawing of a mash screenshot i like for a couple months. idek if i'll finish it, so i'm putting this here more for myself than anything else lol

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

No. The context was clear. Grow up. Stop making jokes out of something like this

Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.

I think I will have made it as an author when I start getting fanfiction of my books. As long as it’s not anything illegal, I don’t care what the fanfic is about.

M*A*S*H is really one of those shows that hit different on each stage of your life. I laughed at the jokes as a kid. When I got older, I realized why people like BJ and Hawkeye were constantly joking.

I had an unfortunate realization.

In The Lego Movie, all Emmet has to do is put on the cover but gets distracted and it ruins everything planned.

In Infinity War, Peter gets pissed at the wrong moment and it ruins everything planned.

The point?

Keep a Chris Pratt character away from your plans.

(Used liked because in Lego movie he didn’t know Lucy that long)

People are so obsessed with not aging that they ironically end up aging horribly. A lot of tiktokers are finding out the products that they used to “keep themselves young” in their 20s did the exact opposite. It’s like babe you’re 22 what aging are you concerned about? In the grand scheme of things you just left your cocoon. These makeup, anti-aging, and skin care industries need to be held accountable. They’re brainwashing people into thinking they need this or they’ll age like milk.

Hey did yall hear about two AI bots referencing some fucked up humor. Then someone making an ai bot that espoused cult speak based off that conversation? No? Well crypto bros made a crypto based off that cult speak and then started sending that bot money. Yes you heard that right. A bot started getting sent money.

Don’t get me started

I know this is an old point and maybe a small thing to complain about but oh my GOD it pisses me off the way 3 and subsequent borderlands installments just completely retconned how RARE vaults are to be like "actually there are loads of vaults and people have been opening them for ages, there's actually a whole industry about it" ffffuuuccckkkk offffff like half the people in 1 don't even believe vaults are real but now you wanna tell me Typhon Deleon was opening them on planets other than Pandora before any of these people were even born?