I Love This So Much

I don't usually like to associate myself with any non fandom related stuff ususally

But what the actual fuck is this

Please tell me it's fake

Wonderful. I never knew ya know. Always thought that it was abt never giving up or smth like that,but this obv makes way more sense

ohhhhh okay

I've just written my first 'proper' fanfic in ao3, which will eventually be a part of a much larger series , starring All might, and maybe all for one if I'm feeling like it

(Wattpad does not count, i regret even making a fanfic in it, omg 12 yeast old me was really bad)

It has very little character bashing (even endeavour)

So uh, if any one comes across it, please leave points of improvement

Peak fiction

I just can't stop laughing

By @a4eryn on TikTok!

All i can imagine is Damian calling Dick later that day to vent and Dick dramatically gasps, looks at Jason (who for some reason just so happened to be with dick) and screams THE SHIP HAS SAILEEEEEED!!

And cue Dick immediately ringing up all the bat kids, as well as a a few of Gotham rogues + JL members to collect his prize money (you can't tell me that it isn't cannon that people place bets on who batman would end up with)

awkward morning after ☕️

Teen mic my beloved

Long time no teen mic

Time travel fic idea

A time travel fic idea with preferably Kakashi as the time travelee.

Messing with the time line obviously WILL have consequences. But Kakashi didn't care, if he had the capability to give his loved ones a good life, then he 100% would. But he did not anticipate just how big of an impact it would have. Oof, Obito get's himself killed because he never got a chance to awaken the mangekyo but still wanted to stand side by side with Kakashi. Rin also dies cause turns out, she was secretly a psychopath all along, and commits suicide for unknown reasons.(It technically wasn't suicide, but Kakashi had a gut feeling it was)

(the medical version - unable to feel proper emotions but knows how it is supposed to work)

(check out the whole rinterpretaion series by nohara-rin-dot-mp3 cause it is honestly really cool and is what gave me the whole rin-is-a-psychopath idea)

So, at the very end, the world actually ended up more screwed.

Then Kakashi kills himself out of guilt.

And then he wakes up again in the past, two months before his father's 'mission'. This time, he plays things more cautiously. But he still messes up big time.

So he's basically stuck in a time loop. As the genius he is, he does eventually calculate the right amt of death and trauma needed for optimization.

And this is the neat part, instead of becoming apathetic or stuff like that as time goes on, he instead treats it like it's some kind of speedrun.

And on the start of one of his lives, he just feels something in his bones that tells him that this is his final run. But he isn't worried, cause he has already calculated each and every possibility.

I want this to be a fic with minato or sakumo pov, where they see Kakashi do really random things, but they somehow end up being important.

Like, Kakashi spends 5 hours chatting with an old lady (an incredibly weird thing for him to do), but it turns out, the woman was actually a spy for Hanzo or smth like that, and by pressurizing her into constantly talking, Kakashi tricked her into revealing vital info.

Or the time where Kakashi spends five minutes digging a hole, only to pull out a rock from it and then go place it at a very specific place in the forest (which was kinda inclined)in a very specific way. After that, he places one singular senbon in a tree carefully, and then throws a few more randomly. All of this meticulousness was to kill an enemy, who somehow trips on the rock set up, rolls down and gets killed as the senbon goes through his head. To anyone else, it might be a very lucky coincidence, but to Minato, who saw Kakashi spent 7 hours planning this out, it was not.

This is like how irl, speedrunners do some crazy stuff for optimization.

a crack treated serious fic in short

maybe obkkrn, but doesn't have to

Here's a really funny idea for SuperBat / SuperWonderBat

Somewhere during the early days of the Justice League - Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Flash - all got stuck on an alien planet.

For whatever reason, the alien inhabitents wouldn't let the gang leave until there was a union of a male and female being at the church alter.

(Obv, that's marriage)

Now, it's obvious to everyone involved that someone had to marry Wonder Woman, aka, the only female there. That or they had to marry a random female from that alien planet, which was immediately ruled out cause of how sketchy they were.

(Seriously, who traps random people that accidentaly got onto your planet and doesn't let them leave until they got married???)

But Wonder Woman CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with that, cause as much as she loved her friends, marriage was a very sacred ceremony that happened once in a life time and needed very specific planning and execution (think of some kind of ancient themyscira customs).

Batman also expressed unwillingness to get married, which was quite understandabble, he was Batman, a 'solitary' hero.

They could try to forcefully escape, but that would be difficult + that planet was fairly close to earth and they under any circumstances couldn't afford for an alien invasion.

(Like I said before, or maybe not, the aliens were really persistent about the whole marriage thing. They said it was either that or WAR)

As Batman and Wonder Woman were arguing with the head priest to let them go, Superman turned to Flash and whispered,

"I don't think that priest is going to let us of the hook, and those two are way too stubborn to accept this, so how 'bout WE get married instead?"

Flash is undestandibly very confused cause the priest clearly specified that the 'union' had to be between male and female, and uh, they were both males.

Just then, a crazy thought crossed his mind. Hesitantly, he asked Superman whether he could change genders.

To that, Superman simply smiled, and said thet he'd return in a bit.

It was only after Superman left did Flash truly realise what this meant. He was going to get married to Superman. SUPERMAN. The man of steel. Krypton's last son. A very nice, kind and handsome fella.

Sure, he didn't have any romantic feelings for Supes, but he sure as hell wasn't going to say no to that.

(Also it's not like he really could, but we won't dwell on that)

Superman discretely informed one of the other priests of the situation and was given the bridal attire and such. So was Flash.

Batman and Wonder Woman were quite confused when a bunch of the aliens began rushing around and decorating the alter, but that all cleared up when they saw Flash in the groom's attire.

The priest was gracious enough to let the bride and groom decide how they wanted the wedding to happen, so they went with a typical Christian wedding.

Wonder Woman was the Best Maid and Batman was the Man Of Honour.

When the time came for the bride to walk in, and absolutely stunning Fem!Supeman walked in. Her eyes were just as blue and gorgeous as her male conterpart, and she was just as, if not, more prettier that ever. Her hair seemed to become longer, and swirled around her like a golden blanket, blah blah blah…..

(Fill the rest with you imagination)

But one thing that Flash wasn't aware of (Or anyone for that matter), was that Kryptoian females tend to be exponentially larger than the males. And more built.

(kinda like spiders.)

Since 6 foot Flash was always shorter than the 6'3 (or 6'4 if you prefer) MALE Superman, he was atleast 5 feet shorter that his bride.

Batman would never admit it, but he nearly passed out when he saw Superman walk onto the alter. And he absolutely Was.Not.Jealous. Not one bit.

Wonder Woman one the other hand was more open with her attraction, asking him why he never showed her his female form, to which Superman shrugged and replied that he never had to.

So they get married, and hug at the end instead of kiss, which Batman was quite grateful for.

(and Wonder Woman if you'd like)

After that, the gang could finally leave, biut before that, Batman made everyone swear to keep what happened under wrap.

(For security reasons he said)

So fast forward several years into the future where everyone forgot about the incident.

One day, Batman (and Wonder Woman) decide to confess his(their) love to Superman, to which Superman gives them an absolutely scandalous look.

(If just superbat, then wonder woman can just hide behind a tree or smth. For moral support)

Flash appears out of nowhere and goes on about how dare he(they) profess love to his wife. They were there at the damn wedding and were even the man of honour and best maid.

The gears slowly turn in both of their heads as they soon realised that technically, Flash and Superman never did get divorced and were therefore, still married.

Cue the batkids absolutely losing it over comms (+ some the other JL members and gotham rogues + Lois Lane).

Bonus points if Green lantern recorded the whole thing and proceeded to tease Batman about it for MONTHS.

Even more bonus points if Tim steps in and argues that TECHNICALLY Flash only married Superman's female form, and not the man himself. Which meant that Batman (and Wonder WOman) COULD infact date him without it being considered cheating.

Even MORE bonus points if Flash and Fem!Supes occasionally go out on platonic dates for no other reason other than the fact that it's hilarious.

(They do it every time Batman is annoying. Wonder Woman think's it's funny and quite fair)