Wdym you explained them badly? XD
Lucifer: Struggling single father with no emotional intelligence and the horniest fans.
Mammon: Former gifted kid now local fuckup with ADHD, burnout, and a thing for praise. He’s the person in Central Park surrounded by pigeons except the pigeons are crows. Perpetually broke. Invested in Bitcoin.
Leviathan: The guy that had a totally normal life and childhood until about 15 minutes into the documentary when they start talking about how he never left his fucking room. They then blame his crimes on all the violent video games and anime he watched.
Satan: Nerd that can and will snap you in half like a toothpick if you give him a reason. Part time catboy, full time menace to Lucifer.
Asmodeus: Beauty Youtuber and influencer. Yes, influencer is a very sinister title and it fits him perfectly. He’s pure evil, he’s the sweetest boy, I want to braid his hair, I want to slap him in the face, I want to hold his hand and tell him he’s loved, I want to put shaving cream in his shampoo.
Beelzebub: The only person in a twenty mile radius with an ounce of emotional intelligence in his body. He eats to fill the void, but also works out so he’s shredded as fuck.
Belphegor: Simultaneously the biggest brat in existence and the sweetest thing. Will end your bloodline and not feel bad, then go give hugs to his twin.
Diavolo: Part time himbo, full time pain in Lucifer’s neck. Starved for attention and affection, he’s so lonely… he’s also a member of the aristocracy so VIVE LE PROLETARIAT UPRISING!
Barbatos: Far more sus than Solomon but no one acts like it. Can see through time and space but chooses not to because he’s loyal to his part time Himbo prince.
Simeon: Was mischaracterized by the fandom until midway through season 2. Lucifer’s annoying ex brother. Brother breakup 🥺 also totally a spy. Another single father. The reason schools have a “cover your sinful shoulders” rule. Shifty as fuck but also the only person I’d trust.
Solomon: Was dubbed a meme lord once upon a time ago, now he is a grandpa. Chronic mansplainer with magic and anxiety. Has probably set you on fire.
Luke: Racist ten year old. Your son. Simeon’s son. Everyone’s son. He’s also a chihuahua. Love him.
M A J E S T I C L L A M A!
May I humbly request to see pegallama herder, hippocampus rider, and dracocapra shepard again? I know it's been a VERY long time since you last drew them, but those characters and the fun little world they lived in always made me happy every time I saw them (◕ᴗ◕✿)
oh wow, it's literally been half a decade since I last drew them, huh. :') I don't really post stuff like this here anymore, but I'll always be fond of these guys!
Man I remembered playing this back in high school. Part of me wishes for this game to come back, but at the same time, I feel like I’m not gonna be super hyped about playing it again.
Watch how this was made HERE!
Bday gift for my homie @nature-led what is that, the 5th username you had over the years?, featuring our bae main from a dead game.
I actually made this whole thing a month ago, cuz I’m usually late with gifts. Not this time ;)
Tried doing a human for a change, also lineart, cuz I recently-ish discovered 2 tricks to help with lineart. Still find lineart annoying, those 2 do help a lot though.
this might be my laziest background in a while
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Ageless blogs & minors, DNI!
Probably the stupidest post I'll ever make (might end up deleting this later), but here we go!
Is it weird/wrong to make &/or like Malleus x reader fanfics? Especially of the nsfw variety? Lemme explain.
If the translations from Lilia's farewell party in ep. 7 are accurate (PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong), Malleus isn't an adult yet? He's currently 178 years old & dragon fae must be 1,000 years old to be considered an adult( both according to Lilia). Again, PLEASE let me know if this information is incorrect. I'd hate to spread misinformation.
The point of me bringing this up is that Idk if I should make Malleus x reader fanfics if he's not an adult (in terms of dragon fae kind). Yeah, he looks like an adult & acts like one (even if immature at times), but is it weird to make romantic &/or sexual fanfics of him? I'm confused & I hate that I'm overthinking this.
To anyone who's at least 18 yrs. old, I'd love to hear your guys' input on this matter. It's probably really stupid of me to think about this (most likely is & I'm sorry for that), but I'd rather ask than to dwell on it for so long.
Another thing to add that others have noticed: Malleus's voice isn't distorted like how the OB gang's voices were.
Malleus OB theory and commentary
So I don’t think malleus has fully OB yet
Because, from what I’ve seen, he was still in control of himself.
He was controlling the magic and the spells and we don’t see the OB creature behind him.
He hasn’t fully let him emotions run wild yet
So, for sure, there’s more phases to his OB
I honestly love this! It puts me in a good mood as I'm starting my winter intersession classes.
In which Grim's bragging causes the whole school to become aware of (Y/n)'s amazing cooking skills — to the point where everyone wants to try her cooking now.
Request by @azureflame.
"(Y/n) always cooks for me! And her food is delicious, too!"
Grim had his chest puffed out when Ace and Deuce leaned across the table to take in the delicious smell wafting over to them. Their eyes were glossed over, and they looked like mindless zombies when they were about to instinctively grab the lunch box he held in his paws. Luckily, the cat monster managed to jump out of their way before they could steal his lunch.
That's when the duo snapped out of their trances again, being pulled back into reality by the loud chattering and noises within the cafeteria.
Ace looked down at his stomach to find it rumbling, which didn't go away when he looked at the dreary cafeteria food. His eyebrows furrowed in exasperation, he cried out, "(Y/n) makes you food, Grim?"
The cat monster nodded in happiness as he pulled out a fork you had given him and threw it over his head. As if he would ever use cutlery with these paws of his. Instead, he grabbed the entire box and dug his face into it, causing his two Heartslabyul friends to shy away in disgust. "Yeah! She always says I have to eat a lot if I want to become the greatest mage of all one day!" he murmured after he had finished the rice with tuna. Yet, green bits of vegetables remained, and he eyed them in dismay. "Until then, I have to eat my daily portions of broccoli..."
A fond smile appeared on Deuce's face. "My mom always made me eat broccoli, too..."
Ace punched Deuce's shoulder before raising his hands into the air proudly. "Deuce and I are big boys now." Then, he sent Grim a sly grin and crossed his arms. "No one is forcing us to eat vegetables."
Deuce let out a huff, rolling his eyes. "Riddle always tells you to eat your carrots though—"
"Shut up. Grim doesn't need to know that," Ace hissed while whacking Deuce over the head. As the blue-haired teen rubbed his head in pain, his other friend turned to the cat monster again, the arrogant grin quickly having dissolved into something akin to desperation. "Anyway, can we try her cooking? Just out of curiosity, of course."
Grim, after having swallowed the broccoli, nodded. "Sure! I'm sure she'll whip something up for you two easily."
"Count us in."
The three boys slowly turned their heads into the direction where that voice had come from, only to find all the dorm leaders and standing by the end of their table, all of their eyes focused on the cat monster and the empty lunch box in his paws. Immediately, panic became evident in the three first-years' eyes, all of them fearing that they would be punished for some misdemeanor again.
"Huh—?" Grim choked out nervously. "When did you guys get here?"
Leona waved him off and yawned. "I'm not sure if the herbivore's food is better than what Ruggie usually gets me, but if meat is involved, then I'm in," he murmured, not waiting for a reply before he turned around and returned to his table, where he put plugs into his twitching ears before nestling his head into his arms to take a nap.
"But—" the cat monster tried to protest, but was cut off by another dorm leader.
"Are her tarts as good as Trey's?" Riddle asked with a quirked eyebrow.
Cater's eyes shone in excitement as he turned to his dorm leader and grabbed him by the shoulders. "I can see it happening already: The Great Bakeoff: Twisted Wonderland Edition!" he cried out in happiness before turning around and dragging Riddle away. "Oh— that's gonna bring in so many views!"
Grim's ears were starting to hurt with how many people were talking at once, and none of them seemed to pay him any attention, too! So this must be how you felt all the time when spending time with Deuce, Ace, and him.
"Would she be interest in working at the Mostro Lounge as a cook?" Azul asked with a little grin on his face, already counting the Madol he would make in his head.
Grim bared his teeth at him. "Back off, she's my cook!"
"I pay well."
Grim's aggressiveness immediately vanished and was replaced by a smile. "Alright, you can have her!"
"Oh— oh!" Kalim butted in and took the cat's paws into his. "Do you think she can make curry?"
"I think so—"
Squeals of excitement escaped Kalim's lips. "What splendid news! Please ask her to make me something, too. But put a lot of spices into it! I don't like bland food... and a lot of people from the other dorms tend to only add salt and pepper to their food, sadly."
Vil tilted his head to the side. "How about smoothies?" he asked, to which Grim couldn't help but nod in disgust. So many times had he tried your weight-loss smoothies, but nothing could beat regular tuna. The Pomefiore dorm leader seemed satisfied with his answer. "Add me to the list of orders, please."
"Wait, it's a list already—?" A frustrated huff escaped the cat's throat. "Help, I can't keep track of everything!"
"Don't worry, I got the whole conversation recorded. I can send it to you later," it came from the floating tablet, Idia's frail voice ringing out from the speakers. "As for me... c-could (Y/n) make me... make me..." He trailed off, the gap growing longer and longer as he tried to think of something. Yet, when his mind became completely blank, he cried out in defeat and embarrassment. "By the Great Seven, why must I always be like this when ordering?!"
When Malleus stepped up behind Grim, the cat monster felt every hair on his body stand up in something akin to fear. "If I may," Malleus began, his large shadow looming over the shaking cat, "can I ask for my Child of Man to make me something sweet?"
That was enough — too many people trying to talk to him at once. A scowl on his face, Grim jumped up from his seat and climbed onto the table to wave his short arms around in the air. Much to his luck, he was able to draw everyone's attention, causing them to quiet down and look at him expectantly. Taking a deep breath, Grim began, "You know what." A mischievous smile made it's way to his lips. "You can all get your food— for a certain price."
"How many Madol do you want?" Azul asked while pushing his glasses up.
The grin on the cat monster's face grew at that question. "No, no. The great Grim doesn't deal in Madol," he exclaimed and clapped his hands together. "He deals in tuna cans!"
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Gotta reblog for the sake of Employment Jelly. :3
Reblogging this in case I ever decide to go camping.
The thought of God himself shipping two people together will never be not funny as fuck.
Wait we are naming favourites??? Because that drawing of Simeon smiling with a halo/shine behind him rent-free in my head <3
aughh i love that simeon so much omg, flustered simeon is best simeon ever <3
i wish i could talk more about simeon falling in love cause it has potential for angst but also, i can just see it as a romcom full of silly ideas just like this lmao:
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