Honestly Yes

Freddy: For the last time, superstar. Stop. Destroying. The. Staff!

Gregory: When you say 'lifetime ban', I mean, whose lifetime are we talking about?

Noooo

I don't wanna be sad

New theory on what happened to Bonnie that I came up with just now at work:

So, hopefully we can agree that it wasn't Monty. The claw marks couldn't be from him because he didn't have his claws until after Bonnie went missing. On top of that, it's stated that he regularly doesn't show up for performances. Why would he do that if he was so desperate to take Bonnie's place?

Near the start of the game, Vanessa tells Freddy that if he screws up again, he'll be replaced by Monty. So what if Bonnie was doing something management didn't like, and someone took it into their own hands to have him decommissioned, but make it look like an accident so that they wouldn't have to give a reason and let the secret get out.

Maybe folks were starting to catch on to the fact that the animatronics are sentient and capable of having feelings. Like love for example...

In the room behind Bonnie Bowl, you can see all the stuff that would have previously been in his dressing room before Monty took over, including fuck tons of Freddy merch. This includes a poster signed with "You and me forever and ever, love Freddy", which is covering a hole in the wall, a hidden tunnel directly to Fazer blast. Freddy also mentions that he doesn't go to Bonnie bowl anymore because of how much he misses him.

What if someone started to notice Freddy and Bonnie's feelings towards each other, and realised that if people found out the animatronics were capable of emotion, that would bring up a whole load of ethical dilemmas. They were more willing to get rid of Bonnie becuase Freddy is the face of the company, so whoever it was, they lured Bonnie into Gator golf to kill him because that way it could plausibly be an accident, or they could make it seem like Monty did it.

HUSKERDUST REINS SUMPREME

REBLOG IF YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IS HUSKERDUST

Real real real real really so fucking real

HEAR ME OUT

6arleyhuman and Angel Dust = same animal

done talking now

Husk is hot I have to stop denying it

Welcome to the club! Your congratulatory cake is on its way, and should arrive after your fyp is filled with furry memes.

I'm not a furry I just think fursuits are such an impressive form of cosplay and a genuinely beautiful work of art and it's sorta weird that society hates them but like also I'd wear one too yknow

I think the most plausible theory is the unintentional side effects of giving robots sentience. Freddy and Bonnie developed feeling, and management noticed. If the public found out it would bring up ethical problems so they just decided to ax them. But they can't kill Freddy because he is the face of the company. Now Bonnie... not so much.

The funny thing about glamrock fronnie is that, like, how did that even happen canonically?

Did fazbear entertainment say "we need gay rep to sell our shit to the queers" cause you know damn well right wing Christian nuclear family types would absolutely call the sentient robots devils or something; so they programmed the rabbit and bear to be into each other.

Or did the two fall in love naturally, cause of the whole literally teaching the endos how to think and corporate said "we can make this work"?

Does the people running the damn company even know their robots can fall in love?

Forget killer robots and brainwashing, I want scott to write a book on the intricacies of "robot dating S.O.P."

Something something drunk banter.

ALSO VIV WHAT THE FUCK????

From what I have experienced, learned, and toyed with. There are 3.5 main neurodivergent categories that can happen over multiple mental illnesses.

1. Smart. This is the one most often portrayed in media by companies, as this is the one most adults first think of when they hear related terms. A couple I know have had depression growing up, due to the pressure on them to be special and secretly talented.

2. Sensitive. I don't mean sensitive in emotions kind of way. I mean nearly crying when they touch wet-ish food with their hands. I can speak from personal experience that most of my life is done through auto pilot. And these "triggers" take us out of the auto pilot. This sensitive category is often portrayed by autistic people.

3. Fuck it (Sad). These people have had some sort of neurodivergent related induced depression in their lives. Even after they heal they still have a mentality where they are more likely to take risks.

3.5 Fuck it (Hyper). I have met, seen, and talked to many neueodivergent people in my life, yet still I have only seen 2 so far. They are rare and weird. They take risks because they can. Be careful, they havem't been studied thourghly. Yet.