Larry:Are you okay?
Andy:Throw that flashlight away!
Larry:But wh-
Andy:FAST!
This cover kills me cuz just WHAT was riddler gonna do to stop them fighting
"Now now fellas..." type ahh
ts look gay asl ššš
Randall não estÔ vendo nada
Waylon for the love headcanons, pretty please?
Send me a character and Iāll reply with my headcanonsā¦
When they discover theyāre got a crush: It comes gradually. Real gradually. Like, slower than molasses on a hot summer day kinda gradual. Waylon has spent most of his life alone. So, to realize that what heās feeling very well might be something other than acknowledgement of your presence, is...kind of scary. Heās never felt like this before, for anyone.
How they confess/hint: Heās pretty upfront with you about it. But in a very awkward way. After all, heās never really had the chance to explore this kind of thing before, so he doesnāt really know how things are supposed to work. The most he can offer you is a very raggedy, crumpled attempt at a bouquet and a half-assed confession. Give him credit, heās trying, at the very least. This is very new territory for him.
Big gestures of love: Making an effort to get out into the world more and stop hiding himself away like the recluse that he is. He canāt live in the sewers of Gotham forever.
Little gestures of love: Filing down his claws so he can hold you without leaving scratches. Making his homeĀ āpresentableā when you come over to visit. Finding and giving you things that he thinks (and hopes) youāll like.
How to win their heart: Treat him like a regular human being. Give him the respect he wants and deserves. Just donāt treat him any differently, like everyone else does. Itās such a small, basic request, but youād be shocked how many people find even that to be too much.
How to break their heart: Make fun of him in pretty much any way. He knows heās a freak, he doesnāt need to be constantly reminded of it, much less by someone he was stupid enough to trust.
Tiny little turn-ons: When you run your nails down the seams in-between his scales. Especially on his less guarded areas, like his stomach and chest.
Big turn-ons: Being bitten. I know with hide like his it seems like a meaningless gesture. But when he feels your blunt little teeth digging into his thick skin, trying to leave some sort of impression, he canāt stop himself from letting out a growl of pleasure that rumbles through his whole body.
Things that make their heart flutter: The fact that you treat him like you would anyone else. That you trust him with your safety. That you respect his boundaries and that you care about the things that make him happy.
Their type: If you asked, heād probably say someone smaller than him, because heās a fan of size-differences...but letās be real. Everyone is smaller than him.
Ideal date: He doesnāt have a preference. Somewhere quiet, probably. Not a lot of people around. Somewhere peaceful. Other than that, he doesnāt care.
Past relationships: HeĀ ādatedā Mary Dahl for a short time, though it was a bit more of a one-sided relationship on her end that he wasnāt fully aware he was supposed to be a part of.
How they might affect current relationships: Heās pretty wary of people in general, especially those that try to rush into things. He likes to take it slow.
āGoalsā in a relationship (marriage, kids, a house, etc): Even if he did have any future goals, he knows none of them would ever work out for him. Heās...yāknow, a giant, man-eating mutant. Not to mention a wanted criminal. AĀ āNormalā life isnāt something within his grasp.
Any other love headcanons: Though heās got a tough time opening up emotionally, in a relationship with him, Communication is Key.
Thank my Discord mutual for the idea >:)
Lewis, I love Point and Click Games Carmel Games of Vortex Point
I want to watch YouTube Vortex Point
I don't know if this is a headcanon or it's Canon but I don't think Lewis knows this games, but I was happy to know that this game is real and not a dream I had
Trying to hide your feelings for a nerd but the smoke from your burning heart betrays you.
Ever since I watched Randomalisticās Turbo/King Candy video, Iāve been sinking back into my Wreck it Ralph hyperfixation which then made me come up with a crack au of dad Turbo
Like imagine if Turbo never wentā¦..wellā¦..turbo and his game remained plugged in the arcade with Felix over the years. Heās still an egotistic asshole but isnāt as murderous like in the film and sees himself as a role model/inspiration for the newer racing game characters.
But then Sugar Rush is plugged in and he now has a little hell spawn rival who is Princess Vanellope. Sheās just as cocky as he is and theyāre always spitting insults at each other with the little racer calling him āgrandpaā and ābug faceā. To her, itās all fun and games while Turbo is so done with her!
But then he notices her racing and realizes she actually has skills. Maybe not as good as his (no one can ever be better than him) but still impressive. So he gives her tips on how to improve her speed, perform tricks, drive dirty and rough, etc. and then eventually bringing her to practice on his track in his game. Everyone is so astonished by this. Turbo not only openly acknowledging another racer but also teaching them?!
Whether they realize it or not, they develop a mentor/student or pseudo-father/daughter dynamic that has everyone in the arcade giggling at how funny and kinda endearing it is.
Every time Vanellope wins a race, Turbo brags about it to everyone, saying how āShe learnt that from me!ā And āOf course she won! Iām her teacher after all!!ā
He is the ultimate soccer mom who brags nonstop about his winner child and is such a bad role model (encourages cheating and being a show-off) and always spoils her
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