Waylon For The Love Headcanons, Pretty Please?

Sooooo you said crocodiles have sensitive jaws ? I was going to ask for Killer Croc from btas, the Batman 2004, Arkham games and Beware the Batman reaction to S/O kisses him. BUT I was thinking, After the "fun time", he wake up, his face is in his S/O chest. He feel their skin, their ti er their heartbeat, their breathing.

imma have to skip dear ol btas croc cuz for some reason, i cant really get a grip on that guy, yknow? mf slippery and im unable to grasp his character

The Batman!Croc morning after hcs:

he's always up early, practically wakes up along the sun. the sun's up, he's up. it comes naturally to him, so he will open his eyes way earlier than you will. and when he does, his first instinct is to just get up as always and go about his buisness, but then he feels your fingers at his scalp, your smell fills up his lungs to the brim and he's momentarily frozen

he doesn't want to admit how much his heart melts at the realisation of exactly where he is and what happened the night before. he doesn't want to admit how soft he is for you and how he felt warm all over when you pulled him closer the second he moved. instead, he will nuzzle you and if you start to stir, he will nip at your chest and basically start being a nuisance to make ure he wakes you up as well. the sun's up, you're up. he's insufferable, but that morning cuddle session makes up for everything. don't expect to be allowed to go back to sleep tho

Arkham!Croc morning after hcs:

he doesn't get much rest. he's always on alert, always wary, always searching for danger, but you... you made him relax. you made him let his guard down. you made him trust you. he sleeps like a rock and he's not waking up for at least 10 hours, so it's very possible you'll be up before him. and for the love of fuck, don't push him away. scratch lightly at his scalp, hugh him close, kiss his forhead - he will cling to you and nuzzle your chest like a kitten. it'll also make him stir from his slumber, but he'll be only half-conscious. he hasn't had a rest this good in ages

at first, he doesn't even realise what's going on. it'll take him a minute to comprehend that he's currently laying on your chest, your heartbeat pounding teadily right under his ear, in your bed after fucking you sensless the night before. everything is so you, he wakes up surrounded by you and as much as there is doubt in the back of his mind, as much as he wants to run away before you ultimately tell him it was a mistake, he wishes for nothing more than the ability to stop time and stay like this with you. he won't admit it, but he needs your comfort, he needs that peace you bring with you in his life

Beware the Batman!Croc morning after hcs:

he wakes up pretty early but he's always grumpy about it. hell, even if he sleeps in, he's grumpy in the mornings. absolutely not a morning person. so don't be surprised if you hear him growling threateningly under his breath as he stirs from his sleep, unconsciously nuzzling you like a pillow because he Does Not want to wake up. and then you wrap your arms around him and chuckle lightly, and he's pressed to your chest, right over your heart, that love-filled heart that welcomed him into your embrace, and the memories of last night flood his brain

he's the only one that will immediately smirk and say goodmorning to you as he all but purrs and relaxes back into you. his will start lightly caressing your body, remembering the feeling of it, the feeling of you, and he's getting horny all over again. if you want to talk about what happened the night before, he will begrudgingly agree, but if you don't - that's fine by him. he doesn't need you to tell him that it meant something (even though he really, really wishes it did), he's... happy to keep things as they are and to have you for as long as you'll have him. either way, you two aren't getting out of bed for a long while

Mel: "Tries to escape the shop through a window to go to a fight with her knife on her hand."

Ken: Where do you think you are going?

Mud: "Taking away the knife" Yeah. I have to agree with your pops on this one. That's not a good idea.

Mud: "Pulls out the biggest, most ridiculous sword ever out of nowhere." Here. Take this instead.

Mel: "Takes it and runs away laughing like a maniac."

Mud: Have fun!

Ken: ...

Mud: What?

Cortex:”He took my only son! Again!!!”

Uka:”Who???”

Cortex:”Aku Aku!”

Uka:”That’s the fourth kid you lost.”

Cortex:”FOURTH?! WHO–oh, yeah, Nina replaced me with you.”

And now we’re back to Cortex being a terrible dad.

sometimes I wonder why they included Clarabelle in a villain products line (and Hard Haid Moe too but he shot Santa once so...)

"Gang invades supermarkets, stores and drug stores."

My favorite one is Pete's. That's because his name in Portuguese is João Bafo-De-Onça, the second name translates to "jaguar's breath", an expression for bad breath, so they made him a toothpaste xD.

And if you want the context for this name, that's because when the brazilian team was deciding his name, they thought he looked like the guy who was always wasted because of drinking cachaça.

when you're playing kingdom arena and you see a team with these mfs

you're cooked fr

Meu desenho de Andy Apple Farm e Omori,deu vontade de desenhar na chuva😀

I already made a drawing for Halloween, I'm going to transfer it to digital later, can you guess who they are? 🎃🎃

Killer Croc 🐊

Killer Croc in the Park general

General Headcanons

Killer Croc meets another? general F!reader

"Crawfish Boil For Two" general

Indulging in kinks/fertility- General

Friends of Killer Croc- General

"Gazing eyes" General

"Mixed Signals" General x M!reader

"Gazing Eyes Pt. 2" General

"Kiss it Better" General

"Mating Season" Arkham NSFW

"Reverse Mating Season" general NSFW

"Babe, carry me :(" General

"Target Hit" General

"Cupcake" General

"Bad Skin" General

"Aloe Vera" General (sequel to bad skin)

"Keep me from floating" General

"Pint-sized protector" general

"Sharing is Caring" general

"Big and Tall" general

"You again!" general

"Crumbling Crocodile" Killer Croc x Masseuse S/O

"Drowning in Tenderness" general NSFW

"The B-list blues" Killer Croc x f!reader

"Only teeth" Arkham Killer Croc x Reader

"Baby Trust" Killer Croc x Platonic AND Romantic Reader

"Nuzzles and Cuddles" Killer Croc x Reader

"Memorable Valentine's" Killer Croc x Reader Valentine's Date (Valentine's Day Event 2025)

Any dumbass can have dumbass kids.

One Piece Characters Reacting To Their S/O Sleeping With A Plushie

I was thinking of doing this awhile ago based on how pissed off my wife is that my plushie has it's own part of the bed and they hold resentment for him. I also had a request recently for HC like this so here you go. @missallsundaes gave me a hand.

Defiantly resents the plushie because they want all your attention. Sanji, Nami, Ace, Roger, Barto, Buggy Lets the plushie have half the bed Brook, Usopp, Corazon Ends up taking your plushie to sleep with Luffy, Robin, Ace, Thatch, Roger, Shanks Also has a plushie Franky, Robin, Corazon, Crocodile [it's a plushie bananawami] Boa [does a giant snake count?] Perona [make that 500] Thinks it's cute and doesn't mind Jinbei, Thatch, Marco, Rayleigh Ends up having a staring contest with your plushie wishing that was them. Usopp, Ace, Marco, Barto, Buggy, Corazon Throws it out the window Nami, Izou, Buggy, Doffy Pretends to hate the plushie but secretly wants one Ace, Sabo, Kid, Law, Lets you have a plushie because they have a body pillow Sanji, Brook, Thatch, Barto [its a sfw Luffy] Boa [also a sfw Luffy] Holds it up like it owes rent Nami, Izou, Crocodile, Kid Does not give a fuck and just sleeps on the sofa Zoro, Kaido, Killer Gets drunk and confesses their sins to your plushie Roger, Sabo [oh plushie, I killed a lot of people] Shanks, Kaido [oh plushie all I wanted to be when I grew up was a stripper] Killer [Oh plushie I love my captain] Is the plushie Chopper, Marco [phoenix form] Makes you and your damn plushie sleep on the sofa Mihawk, Doffy, Crocodile,