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Harper, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Kate, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Bruce: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Robin! Dick: You and me!!!

Bruce, tearing up: Okay.

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Stephanie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Jason: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Tim: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Duke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Duke: ... or they could do that.

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Jason: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Roy: Marry me.

Duke: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Stephanie: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Duke: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Dick: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Dick: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Dick: Hey Dami, made anyone cry today?

Damian: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.