Reki Redraw 2023 Edition

Real.

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

So I did a thing.... I have many regrets....

THIS MAN ASKED ME TO BUY A SINGULAR POTATO AGAIN

HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE CURRY OR ANYTHING HE JUST WANTED THE ONE POTATO

IT IS 10:30 PM

WHY DID THIS MAN NEED ONE POTATO AT 10:30????

My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

If it was not clear already by my very existence, i am a moron

This happened like last month but i forgot abt it until just now so whatever

For some context, im allergic to walnuts and almonds and i am lactose intolerant. Ive never had walnuts and my family never buys anything that has them in them, however we have some things that contain almonds and lactose in them. I am also left home by myself a lot

Now, you could probably tell where this is going, but one day i was by myself because i came home from school and i got bored.

Whenever i get bored it is not a good thing i always do something stupid

My mom had bought almond butter dates the day before. So like a totally normal human, i thought "hey, ykw im bored, lets see if im still allergic to almonds!!" (Spoiler alert: i am.)

So i had some, and while i didnt have that bad of an allergic reaction my throat was still very itchy and my chest hurt a little. And so in order to try to make my throat less itchy, i tried drinking milk which, obviously, made it worse

I should also mention we dont have epipens nor do i know how to use one, my parents just never got any

So tl;dr (idk if its long enough to warrant this but i dont really care) I was home alone, eating stuff im allergic to, with no way to stop any reaction if it happened bc im just soo smart

Be nice to Reki!! (it is illegal to be mean)

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John: