My Sister Just Walked Into My Room, Grunted “oil” And Promptly Collapsed On The Floor

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This summer

This summer, I’ll work on my face and try not to have a resting bitchface.

This summer, I’ll become nicer.

This summer, I’ll go for walks with my dog.

This summer, I’ll care about what I wear.

This summer, I’ll be preparing for school.

This summer, I’ll wear cute swimsuits and have worked out enough to not feel fat.

This summer, I’ll no longer be squishy.

This summer, I’ll become the me I’ve always wanted to be.

THIS IS WHY I’M PROUD TO BE A RAVENCLAW

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

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Everytime someone reblogs this post I’ll send an email to the tumblr staff about the notifications

so you’re telling me that Jeremy Jordan fell off the stage during the scene where Jack and Katherine meet in the theatre, a scene where he’s supposed to be charming and flirty?

that’s stupidly in character and I absolutely love it

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

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why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”