You Are A Bony Bony Bag Of Water.

We're just a bunch of atom's that can think.

Seduces you with cheese

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

I've given multiple people existential crisis in a very short amount of time, multiple times. Should I be concerned with my mental state? Probably. Am I going to actually get worried about it? No.

Trying to get all my world building ideas down on paper is hard. my head hurts. They're all in there it's just the act of putting them down on the page that's hard cuz I'm like it's really simple there's not that much to put down. Then a little while later I look back up and I've written three pages of world building notes and I'm still not even close to done.

Hey where can I find all the lore for goncharov? I wasn't here when it was going around and I want to know all the 'cannon' lore (if there is any) without having to sift through all of the people talking about how good of a prank it was.

If you drop an octopus from say airplane height does it go splat or will it be just fine?

I mean they don't have bones so there's nothing to break.

Will they just parachute?

Did that shadowy fucker STEAL MY BRAIN!?

If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?

How many times do I have to investigate the tattoo parlor!?!?!?