Boomers Really Don't Like It When You Remind Them That The Beatles Broke Up More Than A Decade Before

Russian Doll (2019 -)

I am a Smooth, Immovable, Crunching thing. I am a Rogue Idol of Gork

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Fury 🔥

I’ve been taking a break from minis, I have been getting the house in order for some mold removal that’s coming up. Moisture was getting trapped in the crawlspace unfortunately, so that’s going to be expensive. I’ve been making baseball bats with saw blades in them instead for a while. Here is one of them on the porch outside with my dog Franky.

The River Troll Hag! I’m really glad people can still buy this mini and the Bonegrinder Giant because they’re really satisfying to paint! Watch me get Mature Contented lol!

Some tips for hobbying while being cheap and neurodivergent:

If you, like me, pick up cool rocks and want to show them off and have cool terrain at the same time: glue them into cool piles on a piece of cardboard to make landmarks. People have been stacking large rocks in piles for millennia to mark trails and denote distances. And now everyone can see your cool rocks on the tabletop!

Do you ever worry about mixing up too much Green Stuff or Milliput? Have a leftover epoxy putty project. Don’t rush it, it’s just where you put all the leftover stuff. It doesn’t look like much now, but one day I’ll have a four armed, two headed Chaos Giant because I keep mixing up a little too much putty!

Do you ever want to do make statues for your terrain, but you don’t want to sacrifice a whole mini to make one? Glue extra horns and weapons onto Knights and Warriors style army men from the dollar stores! You’ll have some convincing statues after just a prime and a dry brush or two!

I insist that on pi day, March 14th, if you are going to eat a pizza to celebrate the day…. You should get a weird pizza. Don’t just get another trad pizza. Eat that weird pizza you’ve been wanting to try. Eat a weird pizza.

I have used contrast paint for once in my life and it's alright. Next time I'll do gray tones first, make some shadows.

Maybe I can mimic tie-dye with these things.

a stampede of hogs and their hoggy riders! which ones smell worse?

Chaos War Mammoth that I painted a few years ago!