I Gotchu Anon!

Yandere Memes Compilation (HSR) Part 2

Part 1

These are so fun to make🤭

Note: Not really Yandere but just thoughts about being the third Haitani sibling <3

(reader is more masculine and the word brother is used, other than that it’s pretty gender neutral)

Warnings: drinking?

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It’s not everyday that you get off work early, being an executive means you get held over late into the early morning. But when Mikey lets you turn in early, you decide to go drinking with your brothers.

Walking into the dim bar, you’re already bickering with Rindou, saying that you could down more shots than him; to which the younger Haitani quickly challenges. Soon enough you're halfway passed out in your chair and Rindou’s trying to pick a fight with the guy in another booth over the stupidest reason. Seeing that you three were now done drinking, Ran quickly tries getting both of you out of the bar. Holding your sleeping body up in one arm—your head and arms draped over his shoulders (like a goddamn baby-). And Rindou being held under his other arm(carry him like a purse king), with Rin complaining how he’s going to throw up any minute. Ran makes quick work getting you three back to your shared penthouse. 

Once there, you and Rindou are dropped on his king sized bed. Ran makes short work of taking off both of your blazers and shoes, seeing it as fulfilling his big brother duties—making sure your drunk siblings are comfortable for bed. Putting water and aspirin out on the nightstand for your inevitable hangovers, Ran climbs into bed as his two brothers attach themselves to him. Rin snoring unbelievably loud into his arm and you sprawled out like a starfish drooling on his side. 

Ran couldn’t find it in himself to be mad or annoyed though, he laid contently knowing that you three had finally relaxed after a long week. Without a care in the world about Bonten, subordinates, missions, or the ever growing paperwork waiting for you all tomorrow. Just basking in the each other’s embrace as you drift off to sleep.

~“I worship you” Yandere 1p Russia~

~~~

He didn’t want to do this but you left him no choice

Ivan wasn’t a guy who would was quick to anger or violence, and he wouldn’t show his anger on the outside unless he was pushed to his limits.

He looked down at your shivering body in the snow, the cold just bit right through your small body. He tried telling you multiple times not to go outside, that it was dangerous. But you still left the warmth of his home out into the freezing forest outside.

Why would you be so desperate to leave him?

He gave you everything that you could ever want along with his everlasting love, but no, you would rather freeze to death out here then be curled up in his embrace next to a warm fire.

He just didn’t understand.

He kneeled down next to you taking your shivering body in his embrace holding you tightly. He opened his jacket tucking your head under his chin, holding you closer to him in a hopes that he could keep you warm on the way back home.

“You know I worship you (Y/n), I know this is all new to you but you have to understand I’m just trying to protect you.”

His voice was only a mumble but the rumble in his chest shook you more then the cold.

You had expected him to yell and scream at you for running away but him being this calm and collected, scared you more than any punishment he could give you.

You slowly felt yourself drifting off as the soothing motion of Ivan walking lured you further and further to sleep. It didn’t even cross your mind as of the place you were being taken to as you fell asleep in his warm hold.~

~Request for the prompts are still open!~

I will die on this hill but Trey's tart from the Heartslabyul rhythmic is the most terrifying thing I have every seen, I would never even attempt to eat it, I don't know what it is or where it came from but I get diabetes just looking at it. It's like you accidentally smashed your grandma's most valuable vase and now she takes revenge by serving you a Mount Everest of sugar, chestnuts and flour, baked in the fires of hell and filled with pure spite and the urge to make you lose faith in god and the good in humanity. When you cut the top of the tart open you stare into a bottomless hole and if you stare long enough, whatever is sealed in there with the mountain of cream and chestnuts on top of it will stretch its wobbly hands out to grab your head and pull you face-first into Satan's favorite fever dream, the last thing you hear is it screeching "I await another sacrifice by next full moon, Trey Clover". And there's so much chestnut cream around it too. It's like Deuce asked Trey "How much chestnut cream should I put around the tart?" and Trey said "YeS, aLL of IT" in a deep distorted voice while dancing around a burning trash can and laughing diabolically. This tart is the real reason Riddle overblots. Thoughts and prayers to whoever gets Trey as their presenter for the Union birthday because imagine you get that thing smashed into your face. You won't know where the tart ends and your skin begins. It's like you became one with the tart. Trey has effectively fused your soul with the eldritch creature he sealed in there and it is going to use your body as a vessel. You are one with the chestnut god now.

~Gladly my dear anon, thank yoy for your patience~

{Canada x florist Reader }

Matthew wasn’t really known for being the romantic type, more so everyone just forgot he existed or if they did recognize him, they just saw him as being the calmer version of his brother. Matthew himself just excepted that he was always going to be either mistaken for his brother or be in his shadow. Deep down, he was angry about the lack of attention but then again, he found peace and tranquility in being a wallflower.

All until she came into his life.

He had been sent by his boss to the local flower shop to get a bouquet for a meeting that he had order beforehand. All in all, it was just another erran for his boss that day.

‘Erran-boy-Matthew’ walked into the small pleasant shop when the smell of fresh flowers were thrown at him all at once. It acted like the calm before the storm in a stressful day of running around getting things his boss demanded of him. It made him physically relax with the calm atmosphere that this small shop held.

“May I help you sir?”

Matthew jumped back being thrown out of his thoughts, looking to the side to see the supposed employee of the store. Nothing spectacular really, dressed in business casual with an apron with the stores label on it. He wasn’t startled by their presence alone, it was that they noticed him!

Him!

Canada, Matthew Williams!

They noticed him!

“Umm, sir?”

His heart was going a mile a minute that he didn’t notice that he was staring at them. Straightening himself up he quickly responded,

“Oh, yes, uh, hi I’m here to pick up a bouquet under the name ‘maple’.”

“Ah yes, I’ll go and grab it for you sir.”

His heart felt as if it was going to break out of his chest from how hard it was beating, it almost hurt, but he didn’t want the feeling to go away either! He had felt to starved of affection that even the bare minimum of noticing him felt as if he had just been proposed too!

But as they turned and disappeared behind the back doors he felt a sudden coldness come over him. The warmth in his chest turned freezing standing alone in the store. He felt a want, no a need for their affection, their acknowledgment for his presence again! He needed it more than anything else!

They returned shortly holding a neatly tied together bouquet of flowers in their arms, only then did Matthew see how interesting they were. They had a certain look to them that made them unique! Their hair, their face, the way they held themselves up, they way they walked, the way-

“Sir? Did you hear me?”

Oh. He was staring again.

“Oh yes! Thank you again.” As he reached out to grab the bouquet, their fingers touching ever so slightly made the Canadians face blush a light pink. He wanted to talk more with them, wanted to know their name at least, but the sudden buzz from his phone made him realize why he was here in the first place.

He quickly tipped them and left the store in a hurry back to his boss. All the while thinking of ways to meet them again. Maybe on his day off, or coming back to get flowers.

He wanted so much to be with you again, to talk to you again, he needed to!

He would meet his flower again, that he would make sure of.

~~

Rindou >>> Ran.

I will die on this hill

pining rindou hcs

a/n: i needed something to recover from the hina angst 😞 also very long and kinda self-indulgent

would rather die than let ran find out he’s got a crush. he did the math and there are zero good outcomes if his brother ever finds out.

rindou most likely is already friends with you, i don’t think he even pays attention to anyone else outside of who he already talks to, so he’s pretty good at hiding it for the most part. that is, until he gets emotional and then it becomes obvious his feelings are definitely not platonic.

sends you random updates throughout the day, like pictures of him in a cafe getting coffee, to which you reply something along the lines of wanting coffee too, and he’ll send you one unasked. eventually turns into him getting stuff for you even without telling you and then just turning up at your house with it.

he once sent you an update of him and ran after beating up some guys—which he normally wouldn’t do this but it was impulsive and he was high off adrenaline from the fight—and all you had to say about it was to take care and stay safe :) extremely comforted by the fact that you were not in the least bit perturbed by what he and ran has done, you’re not exactly a saint either.

despises the fact that you never bat an eye to his—albeit, tiny—advances, like holding hands or hanging out just the two of you. he wants you to feel as nervous as he does whenever this happens. thankful for his gloves so you don’t notice his sweaty palms.

he’d answer your texts anytime of the day, no matter how stupid. and if he’s laying in bed, he’s rested on his tummy, doing the leg kicking thing u know, while texting you.

weirdly touchstarved but only with you, u know? like he gets more than enough familial affection from ran lol but rindou gets so desperate with you. i guess he’s used to being able to be physically affectionate to those he loves (ran) so when he can’t be with you he gets touchstarved. so he could hug his pillows or even his brother but he won’t ever be satisfied because it’s not you.

loves to tease but is easily flustered in return. especially if you tease flirtatiously, and then suddenly he doesn’t wanna talk anymore, such a baby. he remembers these moments forever though, uses it as evidence in his nightly mental debate about whether you return his feelings.

I mean a bit too specific but I’ll do it anyways just a bit short

(- Allies x Broken s/o -)

{~~RUINED~~}

Trying to mold a creation from clay, a sculpture of your own imagination, can be difficult for many reasons. Having the skill to be able to plan out your image and transfer it into the world for all to see. Needing to put in the patience to work with the medium, patiently waiting for the day you can see the product of your hard labor. but with even with the slightest mistake, you could change it completely to where it’s just a clump of dried up clay.

Even with many sculptures together, sculpting their most beautiful creation, a magnum opus of their life's work, can all come crashing down with the slight great twitch of the hand. Not even the most skillful sculptor could fix something that was

Ruined

They had ruined you.

They hadn’t meant to, it was an accident. They all still loved them, even with them being a husk of their former selves, sitting dumbly in a chair, slumped over with glossed over eyes.

From a distance it looked as if they were just tired but up close you could see clearly that they weren’t even aware of their surroundings. If they were, they did a damn good job at ignoring the men that constantly were at their side, tending to them as if they were a doll.

A doll of their perfect lover.

It wasn’t like they couldn’t hear their pleas to at least look at them, showing them a siding of life, they had just completely given up. losing the track of time, dates, not even sticking to your regular routine that you were desperate to keep, all seem to naturally rot away and deteriorate along with you.

They had saw the beginning of the end and tried to reverse everything that they had done, alike to the sculptor knowing mid movement, a sudden pit forming in his stomach of regret and fear, that he had made a grave mistake.

You had become the perfect doll that they desired,

They had just imagined it being different...

~Yandere Alies x Married Reader~

~America~

Alfred had already met the man who dared to call himself your husband (just thinking about him made his blood boil), and wanted to murder him in the bloodiest way imaginable, but he restrained himself.

Thinking of a better way to take care of this ‘pest’ in a more cleaner manner.

He started to become your friend, slowly getting to know you better, he had to bite his tongue to the point of it bleeding every time he saw you walking around with that man who claimed he was yours.

Couldn’t you see how much of a better choice Alfred was to you? He could treat you so much better then he could ever!

It just made the scene of you coming to him crying saying that your husband had ran away with another girl, all the better.

You didn’t need to know the details of what he did, all you needed to know that he was there for you.

He didn’t even have to worry about a the two of you having a baby since he was gone before he could even try anything.

Alfred is going to use your already hurting heart to his advantage with saying how he would never betray you like him, how he could be a much better husband to you.

It’s only a matter of time until you start believing that yourself.

~~~

~England~

Well, this just won’t do now will it?

Arther would unfortunately already know of his little rival but he wouldn’t care that much for them.

Not seeing them as someone who he couldn’t deal with if he had too.

But he wasn’t expecting to hear you say that you were expecting a baby.

A baby?

With him?

Well that’s certainly a, problem.

He’ll fake his excitement saying his congrats and all but he would be thinking of all the ways he was going to dispose of this rat that dared touch you.

This vermin who you danced the devils tango with wouldn’t stand a chance against Arther’s plans on getting you to be his but he did have to deal with him first.

Taking him to a nearby pub for a few congrats drinks. With the man thoroughly drunk it wouldn’t take long for Arther to lead him to a dark ally to show how he really felt towards him.

After letting out all his frustration onto the man who couldn’t even fight back against him (how could you expect him to defend you when he couldn’t even defend himself).

Having to see you cry and mourn about this useless man who didn’t even deserve to be mourned hurt him but he stood strong for you. Holding an umbrella to protect you from the rain, as you cried onto the rats grave.

The baby would only be a set back for him, he would be slightly distant or harsh to the child but it was still a part of you nonetheless.

Besides, it just showed you how good of a parent he could be for your future children.

~~~

~France~

Francis would be devastated when he saw the ring on your finger one day.

How could he be outdone! There’s no better lover then him so why would you choose someone over him!

He just couldn’t make any sense out of your reasoning besides that you had been somehow been horribly confused or that you really didn’t want to be with that man.

That has to be it!

Francis would try to dig up any information about your so called husband that would make you see him in a worse light all while keeping your friendship together.

He knows he couldn’t flirt that much with you since you were married, but he would still complement you nonetheless.

After not being able to find anything that he could land him behind bars, he decides to frame your husband for something he didn’t do.

Deep down he knows that it’s a cruel and unjustly thing to do but it’s not like he had any other choice.

A few misplaced items being found in his car, putting a word in to authorities about some ‘suspicious behavior’ and it won’t take long before they tie him to a murder that wasn’t even by him.

Of course you’ll go straight to his defense but with all the words Francis has been telling you about him, about all those supposedly late night shifts, you’ll start to believe that he’s not the man you married.

After you promptly divorced him, Francis will have all the time in the world to show you just how good of a husband he could be for you.

~~~

~Russia~

Ivan isn’t a violent person, especially when it comes to you, but he can’t deny how this vermin is testing him.

He would look at the two of you with sadness in his eyes, wanting so badly to be the man in your arms who takes you on long walks throughout the city and to take you to the best restaurant he could find.

Oh how wonderful that would be,

He’ll try to get close to you, letting you vent out your frustrations about everything , even things about your husband.

He’ll take those things and blow them out of proportion saying how “that’s not how a husband should treat you” and “He’s taking advantage of you”

You’ll say no to them saying that they were just little fights, but his words would stay in the back of your mind whether you tried denying them or not.

He would slowly start turning you against your spouse with the little things he would say, it wouldn’t take long before you make up your mind to divorce your husband.

The day you came crying to Ivan about you being pregnant, would be a surprise and would seal your ex-spouses fate in his mind.

He wanted to let the man off the hook but now learning that he actually touched you in that manner, oh it makes his blood just boil with anger.

Whether you want to abort or keep the baby he lets you make that decision.

Though if you choose to keep the baby he won’t deny that it hurts him a tiny bit but he’ll make sure that the baby shares no resemblance to that disgusting man (mostly by teaching the baby Russian and all about Russian culture).

Ivan will act as a father figure for the baby having you see how much of a good husband he can be for you and your kid, it’s just for you to forget about your past husband and get you to see Ivan as your new husband.

~~~

~China~

China wouldn’t really want to give that disgrace of a husband any of his time at first, but when he over hears your excited voice saying that you were expecting a child, He knew he couldn’t ignore him any longer.

He won’t say that he never wanted to murder your husband, but thought better of himself then to get his hands dirty.

And besides, death would be a privilege for this disgrace of a human, he’ll make sure that he wished he was dead.

To you, Yao was just another person at the office, you were close but not to the point that Yao would want, but he can deal with just being a friend for now.

You started venting about financial problems to him during y’alls coffee breaks and he would listen and give you words of advice along with putting a bad word about your husband to you.

“If he can’t even provide for the two of you now, how do you think he’ll provide for a child?”

“If he’s staying at work all the time and going on these long business trips, how do you think the child’s going to feel? Not even mentioning that’ll just put more stress on you.”

His words would plant doubt in you with how you view your spouse, and you would notice how much more time you would be spending with Yao.

You just always seemed to have a better time when Yao was around, wasn’t he the better option.

It wasn’t until one day when you were crying on Yao’s shoulder telling him about all the stress and problems your marriage was going through was when Yao said

“You should leave him, and be with me.”

The idea seemed ridiculous to even ponder,

But,

It didn’t seem like you wanted to decline him either.

His waiting would finally pay off to see your ex-husbands face twist to an expression fo betrayal and sadness. Didn’t help that he was struggling financially which was due to Yao’s many friends helping him out.

With finally leaving the broken man with you in his arms he just thought ‘this was how things should be like, you in his arms’.

Yao wouldn’t mind the little issue that would be your child, he would care for it as if it was his own either way (I see him doing the same thing as Russia as he would share Chinese traditions, culture, and make them learn mandarin).

Fanarts that whitewashes Izana gives me the blues.

Damn this really hit me in the feels- also I added Canada-

<~Yandere Allies x betrayed by past lovers Reader~>

I think from all of the bois that they would want to comfort you and try to get you to at least try an have a relationship with them. They would all do their best to try and get you to forget your past lover (Russia, China, England, and America even going as far to track down your past lover to have a..friendly conversation) and to think about them instead.

Canada, China, and France would definitely put their cooking skills to the test with having you come over to their place for a night in. Trying to treat you as best as they can. And the best way to a persons heart is their stomach! You’ll have to be a fool to reject their food, they’ll even go the extra mile to make it more enticing to you.

Alfred would take you out to amusement parks and go watch any movie you want to see! He would try to take your mind away from your ex lover by stuffing your mouths full of park junk food. Alfred is pretty good at taking your mind off of your problems, which helps him get you to see him as the best lover you could ask for!

Ivan and England would take the slower way of courting you in seeing him as someone who won’t betray you or treat You wrongly. they're not the best at comforting people but they’ll try their best. Expect to take long walks with him when your feeling down, they doesn’t want you to wallow in your own sadness in your bed so they’ll try to get you to do simple things (cleaning, cooking with him, reading, going on walks etc) with him when he sees you sad. Either that or they’ll try to cuddle you or read you a book as you cuddle at their side.