one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider
Literally eats you and devours you whole
Make the creatures jiggle wiggle
Nebarra is reserved
My birthday is tomorrow and there is still no me x Kaidan birthday fics 🥱/j
deliciotsid cnat waint wto eat this wow
major win for argonian enjoyers today!!!!!
To all my fellow autism skyrim custom follower ppl, my acc has stimboards for 7 so far.
Kaidan | here
Khash | here
Lucien | here
Inigo | here
Xelzaz | here
Nebarra | here
Lucifer | here
Caryalind may be next
tmnt hidden city but the hidden city is undertale i rest my case.
running from mee :3 i wuz trying to blow them up srry
WUT THE HELL R THEY RUNNING FROM THOOO ?!?
I wonder how Kaidan feels knowing that he's smarter than the literal Dragonborn. Like sorry that whenever a strong dude wearing cool ass robes comes in I have to kill him. Like how dare this goofy ass NPC be dripped out better than me 🥱
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
my pfp is my friends drawing of me im literally the poopoo creature guys!!! also im reptile posting
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