i have been trying to find the fanfiction that inspired this page, but i cannot for the life of me remember anything about it, sigh sigh, so i guess none of us will have any context for this and we can all just use our imaginations today:/
Edit!: loosely inspired by calumma —cassiopeia721 — chapter 8: Collision
((also looking at this now i realised i never finished rendering it, but this is from a while ago and i wanted to post))
Funny how all of the Robins are like:
Cass and Damian: “My parents trained me since i was young to be a top grade killer. I didn’t have a childhood and i struggle to express my feelings and connect to others due to my lack of communication and emotional development growing up.”
Jason and Dick: “My parents died because of a villain, leaving me traumatized and resentful.”
And then there’s….
Steph: “Yeah, my dad is an asshole. I just….hate him. So i became a vigilante. Why i became a Robin? I just low-key felt like it.”
Tim: “Bruce just seemed kinda…….lonely and pissy.”
Jason and Damien meet for the first time, inspired by Uncle Buck. If you remember this movie: 10 bonus points!
Damien: Where do you live? Jason: In the city. Damien: You have a house? Jason: Apartment. Damien: Own or rent? Jason: Rent. Damien: What do you do for a living? Jason: Lots of things. Damien: Where's your office? Jason: I don't have one. Damien: How come? Jason: I don't need one. Damien: Where's your wife? Jason: Don't have one. Damien: How come? Jason: It's a long story. Damien: You have kids? Jason: No I don't. Damien: How come? Jason: It's an even longer story. Damien: Are you my brother? Jason: What's your record for consecutive questions asked? Damien: 38. Jason: I'm your brother alright. Damien: You seem just as traumatized as my father. Jason: Thank you for noticing. Damien: I’m a kid, that’s my job.
thinking about this again what the fuck. hey? what the fuck
headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments
Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman
Tim: please stop
Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman
Tim: steph please
Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?
(The timer ticks down to three seconds)
Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-
KABOOM
"I heard people are shipping us" "To where?"
i genuinely almost had a breakdown bc i thought you were going to tell me it wasn't grammatically correct or something
NB: this is a fan blog for spelling and grammar now sorry Tim Drake, i know he would be happy for me though🙂↕️
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