Luz: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
King: Yeah dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T!
Collector: Watcha guys talkin about?
Hunter: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-
Luz: NONONO SHHHHH!
King: SHUT UP DON’T SAY IT!
Hunter: … Uh… why?
King: Oh god how do we tell you this?
Luz: Collector… can’t spell…
Hunter: … WHAT?
King: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud, so he doesn’t get too excited.
Hunter: He is a god. He can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Collector: TREAT?
Luz: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
Luz: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
Luz: NO TREAT!
Collector: Awww….
Hunter: Okay what is happening?
Luz: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Collector: Watcha talkin about?
Luz: Taxes.
Collector: Aw shucks.
Hunter: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?
Collector: TREAT?
King: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
King: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
King: NO TREAT!
Collector: Awwwwwww.
King: Dude, you gotta spell if you are talking about F-O-O-D.
Hunter: Okay… so are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?
Collector: SNACK?
King: Oh COME ON!
Luz: Dude REALLY?
Hunter: OH COME ON! I SPELLED IT!
King: Well he knows how to spell SNACK!
Hunter: SO HE CAN SPELL SNACK BUT HE CAN’T SPELL TREAT?
Collector: TREAT?
Hunter: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
Hunter: NO TREAT!
Collector: TREAT?
Hunter: NO TREAT!
Collector: GOD DAMMIT!
Luz: Okay he is getting fussy. It’s time for an N-A-P.
Collector: Yeeaaaah~
Hunter: What does N-A-P spell?
Collector: Party.
me n my friends were joking that Cole has colour coded child leashes for the ninja bc they all do silly things
A little god! A little god with no friends :))) [Image description] Image 1: A digital illustration of the Collector and king from the owl house against a puple background with a slight painted texture and stars. The collector is floating upwards towards king with a smile. King is curled in on himself, hugging his knees with a worried expression. there are a few purple glowing stars surrounding the two of them Image 2: A set of 3 drawings of the Collector from the owl house against a greyish purple distressed background. The Collector on the left is Fully coloured and is facing the left with a heavy frown and tears in his eyes. His eyes are dark, with a galxy pattern in them. There is a heavy purple light coming from his left. The two collectors on the right are both busts and coloured in monochrome purple and blue. In the above drawing, the collector looks miserable, and is trying and failing to not cry. In the below drawing, the collector is angry and yelling, and is crying much harder. In both drawings s, the collector has sparkly tears with stars in them [End ID]
bonus under the cut cos this kid is driving me insane
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Anyone want to read a fanfic in which Obanai's health problems related to his Chelsea grin are explored? Including difficulties with speech?
With elements of Obamitsu, the Rengoku brothers adopting Obanai, and eventual Obagiyuu?
If so, I'm writing a fic I think you'll like:
Might be a bit out of the blue but what if Mitsuri has coeliac disease? When I was young, I was malnourished due to my symptoms, which included reflux and so made eating incredibly uncomfortable
But when I went on losec and had the reflux treated, I was suddenly eating an absolute ton on some days- I could put away an amount equal to my dad, eat three peoples' significant leftovers and still have room for more. Bearing in mind that now, at 19, I am roughly 150cm.
The reason behind this is that when someone with coeliac eats gluten, it damages their small intestine and results in malabsorption- an increased appetite means that while the rate of absorption is down, there's enough food coming through to make up for it. I wonder if this is why Mitsuri eats so much while not really gaining weight- the nutrients she does get goes to her muscles, which is what happened to me with my love of monkeybarring as a kid.
Also, coeliac can be largely asymptomatic, or symptoms can be neurological. For example, when I eat a tiny amount of gluten on one day, I won't get any symptoms. If I eat a tiny amount over a few days or weeks, as I accidentally did a month ago, I won't get diarrhoea, but I will experience increased anxiety, a really low mood, brain fog, and intense exhaustion. She doesn't seem to have any other signs, and that is entirely plausible. My father is the same.
In any case, this is a longwinded way of saying I headcanon Mitsuri as having coeliac disease. During the Taisho era, coeliac was barely becoming understood and she has few symptoms, so she likely wouldn't get a diagnosis or anything. It's just food for thought based on my own experiences :)
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
This dragon would like to share his birthday cake with you :)
(He lit the candles himself)
Just doing my best :) please search '#mystuff' for my art and original posts :320Coeliac disease sufferer of 18 yearsDwi'n dysgu Cymraeg
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