When I Was A Kid I Would Get A Sick Thrill From Learning Someones Middle Name Now I Dont Feel Anything

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things

im alright to the max !!

What she says: "I'm alright"

What she's really thinking: "I need a lesbian kiss rn"

it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

on this episode of is there romantic tension or am i just delusional and gay...

i am the sleepiest girl alive, sleepy at all times, using all spare moments to sleep

Yeah the sex was good but did it have themes and motifs