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HOUSE M.D × INSCRYPTION

This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.

Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU

Information of the AU under the cut!

[EXAMPLE]

Name [Attack/Health]

Animal [Sigil]

Sigil Meaning:

Animal/Card Symbolism:

ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait

FREE CARDS

GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]

Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)

JAMES WILSON (0/3)

Hare [Many Lives]

Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die

Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.

ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]

Bunny [Hoarder]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals

CHI PARK [1/4]

Beetle [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated

2 BONES

CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]

Hamster [Bone King]

Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.

1 BLOOD

ROBERT CHASE [2/4]

Rat [Sprinter]

Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass

ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]

Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]

Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.

LISA CUDDY [2/3]

Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.

LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]

Fox [Corpse Eater]

Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on

2 BLOOD

REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]

Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]

Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start

JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]

Hound [Guardian]

Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

I'm gonna lose my shit man this was the first thing I saw on this app

Toddlers when you ask how old they are

house md infection au

I've acknowledged the fact Chase is flawed and a bad man but I've decided it's funny and he is still my favorite (I've spoiled everything on Chase cuz I just had to)

I am selectively picking and choosing what I acknowledge about his character cuz sometimes it just feels like the team said yk what fuck this guy

I have a headcanon about Cameron being Aro. Like...sure she dated House but because (as House stated) "she's attracted to be needed" and it got me thinking what if she's mixing up love with being needed. Because to be loved is to be needed...right? That's how she's always viewed love so that's how it must be. Right?

What do you think 👀

I actually love this so much. I like how this could actually flip a whole different arc and view on her. I love this so much. I should eat this idea. I just woke up too so this is great breakfast

i know it’s really easy for us to look at chase and dibala and be like ‘killing dibala was an objective moral good!’ but i wish more people would recognise that for cameron (and foreman) it is actually incredibly difficult if not impossible to look at it objectively. it wasn’t ‘just’ a murder; it was one that took place in direct violation of a hippocratic oath they all swore. it’s one that happened in their workplace, on a patient they were all treating. it wasn’t just a stranger killing another stranger, it was cameron’s husband. foreman’s colleague. surely the trolley problem becomes infinitely harder when the people on the tracks are your friends. surely it becomes infinitely harder when it’s someone you love pulling the lever. how do you begin to disentangle that. the dibala arc was never actually about killing dibala. you know that, right?

I had such an ADHD breakdown in front of my friend it was like so like omg squirrel that's a shiny pencil u got there what's a desk while finishing HouseMD the whole time like what drugs

anyways I was talking to my friend Abt something Abt it and they were like what the fuck.

guys I have flu send me stupid dumb asks and I'll cry a little less. pls. idgaf WHAT it is but please I'm dying.

for all I care it could all be freaky skeletons or "do u think house is a bottom" bro pls I'm having plague

so this blog was actually made for my home of rewrites and aus and things like that for fandoms I like so erm....

I actually am gonna rewrite House (v slowly) but I am ALSO ‼️ going to make a house x warriors au since.. I'm warrior cats #1 hater (affectionate) and I can't draw people... so ummm...

what ideas do u guys have