Thinking About Kai's Fighting Style In The Realm Of Monsters, And How Creative He Had To Get Whenever

Hey guys

Just

Try listening to 'One bullet in the chamber' by smash into pieces

Srsly

It's so good

Also

Very monstrosity coded

Trust

I drew this so fast u dont even know

So beyond cooked that whenever I wear my bright red pants I no longer think of them as my red pants or even my Christmas pants but instead as my Kai Ninjago pants

Send help

No, the voices are not "violent." The voices are my twitch chat

Thinking about how Zane just came up with a plan to gain the trust of the Sons of Garmadon, that involved letting Cole get captured. (Yes, in case it wasn't clear, it was part of this plan to get Cole to sing and put on the "wrong song" to get the spotlight on him.)

And the best part of that plan was... Zane had no plan for rescuing Cole. Zane, the calculating machine, didn't bother to map out an escape plan for Cole. He just fully believed that Cole would be able to escape on his own.

And you know what? Cole did escape on his own, using nothing but his own wit and strength (and terrible singing). And he never bore a grudge against Zane for using him and putting him in danger without even telling him first.

These guys just have 1000% trust in one another and I am here for it.

So I had a bag of pancakes just sitting around and decided to have some as a snack. A little munch. It's was the afternoon and it was hot ok

One thing is that it was infested with ants. Not an ungodly amount, like maybe a few 10 or so. Still, in my hunger induced apathy, I still mixed in the milk, eggs, and even some overripe banana we had lying around. It was kinda clumpy, and the color was weird, but it said it wasn't expired so it's probably fine. It's fine right

Im writing this from the er, after almost dying via suffocation after my throat seized up

In a sick turn of events, the ants inside were an actual colony. Mama ant, babies, and the like. So

The venom immediately attacked my throat and esophagus, and after a few minutes, my throat became kinda stuffy. If the stuffy was on fire and itchy. Also, it had an ingredient I was allergic to. god really said fuck you today

But like the madman I am, I did not give a single shit. I kid you not, I laid on my couch for two hours while my breathing progressively got worse. At one point, I was holding my breath because inhaling air was becoming akin to drinking fiberglass from a cup. I got dizzy once, but I forgot when. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen

After the third hour, it started to settle down a little. I could breathe now, but only through my nose. My mom walked in the room, and I wanted to tell her, but speaking was an agonizing endeavor. So I just. Waved at her. I'm a fucking idiot

By the fourth hour I told her. She then rushed me to the er even though I TRIED to tell her I was fine. It's about half an hour since we got here and we're almost clear for discharge. Eeeee. I remember the drive there and all I could think about is 'I'm so posting this on Tumblr later.'

So this is my of saying I'll be taking a break for a while. Will be back soon!!! The grind never stops even when you're about to die

(Edit: back home after an hour and a half!! I'm all good now but mom is pissed oops)

if monstrosity gets leaked i'll have to break both arms to keep myself from watching it i fear

Painfully real

POV: you’re a Kai fan picking your pfp after May 1, 2025

Me too girl me too