I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
Me not having a girlfriend during lesbian visibility week is honestly so homophobic
Say what you will about ROP but the way that Elrond and Durin are basically in-universe Tolkien and Lewis in that they complain about each other and to each other but at the end of the day are still on the same Super Bro Wavelength about What's Really Important (because Sauron and the rings are sus and they both know it) is quality content and I will not apologize for saying so. It's my favorite thing about the series honestly
Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.
I think the absolute worst crime committed by the original LOTR movie trilogy was only putting the scene where Eomer finds Eowyn after the Battle of Pelennor Fields in the extended editions. Karl Urban at his absolute fucking best
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
I love that my first reaction when ao3 goes down isn't 'Oh let's check the ao3 updates', it's 'Time to go see what's happening in the ao3 tag on Tumblr'
The marauders and things my friends have said P.1
Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!
*does a little dance*
Everyone: *cheers*
let durin & disa at sauron. they'd win, i know they would.