To Be Cringe Is To Be Free

My friend is making an analog horror called Steinberg Disease. It's super good so far! And so obviously I had to make the first piece of fanart for him, I'll also include pictures of what the characters actually look like, with permission from him ofcourse, a little sneak peak 🤭🤭🤭

Featuring, The NHS

@ckret2 mentioned recently that their Bill blushes a bright red when he's angry, and I thought that was hilarious and had to draw it using one of their older drawings as a reference

So I present to you..

BA BADA BAMMM

My drawing of Ckret2's human bill!!

This was fun, it forced me to used a lot of circles and I'm not used to using circles in my art, it's normally a lot more.. angular. So I learned something today!

Ok so someone asked me to explain how billford fanfictions follow basically the same plot as the emperor's New groove

So here I am

Quick warning, I'm not great at explaining my thoughts, so I might repeat myself a little or not make complete sense in some areas. If this happens, please tell me and I'll correct it <3 (also I do not care enough to watch whatever other films or series there are of the emperor's New groove, Disney sequels suck so bad that I'm not putting myself through the misery of watching them just for whatever this is)

The emperor's New groove follows the story of a greedy, selfish Emperor named Kuzco and Pacha, the leader of his village in Emperor Kuzco's kingdom (which is unnamed)

Kuzco summons Pacha to the palace and tells him quite bluntly that he will be destroying his house on the hill to make room for Kuzco's summer home, his birthday present to himself. Does that sound familiar?

Well it should

The entire threat Bill poses in gravity falls is about how he wants to take over the world for his master party. Ruining earth to make room for his own entertainment.

"But birt!" I hear you saying, "gravity falls and the emperor's New groove have very different stories, how can they be similar?" And to that I say

FANFICTION.

I'm a disgrace to my family, and have read an ungodly amount of billford fanfiction to the point there's not a singular billford fanfic I haven't read on wattpad and physically HAD to move to AO3 for some more content. So let's just say, I've read a lot of them

Especially the ones where Bill turns human because I'm a sucker for any human Bill,

In those stories, it usually takes place after Bill has been defeated, and usually the axolotl brings him back to life as a human because of that backwards chant (prayer?? Idk what you'd call it) Bill made where he said something along the lines of "axolotl my time has come, uh, please save me, don't let me die, lol thx" something like that. Or, something like dipper brings him back or even that to defeat Bill, they had to trap him as a human, it really depends on the fanfic. But by some magical plot moment, Bill is human, he's back as a human and he usually does not have any of the powers that be had before, or he has a very limited amount of powers, not enough to destroy the world. He basically never has his full powers in them

In the emperor's New groove, in retaliation to Kuzco firing her, Yzma, with the help of Kronk, tries to poison Kuzco, but accidentally ends up turning him into a llama, stripping away all his power he had in the kingdom and rendering him useless.

In gravity falls and the emperor's New groove, Kuzco and Bill are incredibly selfish characters. They only live to serve themselves and do not care even the slightest about another person. They're also both.. incredibly flamboyant. Kuzco is definitely gay I'm so sorry, he literally looked at a line of the prettiest women in the kingdom and IMMEDIATELY said no to marrying all of them, but that's besides the point. The point is, they're very similar

In every billford fanfiction where Bill turns human and the entire plot of the emperor's New groove, both characters go through a journey of self growth as they try to go back to their original bodies, Stanford and Pacha teach Bill and Kuzco how to care for another person, and how their consequences have actions, and they eventually become a better person by the end.

But what about Yzma? And Kronk? Ha! I found a difference in the storie- Kryptos and (sometimes) Pyronica.

I'm not entirely sure why but for some reason I'm most of these fanfiction, Kryptos plays a MASSIVE role, usually becoming the new Bill cipher. I really have to ask.. why-? Why is Kryptos the new Bill cipher-? I mean, I get it, kind of, not entirely, but you have SO many other henchmaniacs.. and y'all chose Kryptos -? I mean, alright I guess-

But anyway, Kryptos is usually the new Bill cipher, and to fully claim his seat as the new leader, he feels he has to kill Bill (haha, reference).

Yzma, in the emperor's New groove, after Kuzco is turned into a Llama, she's ALSO trying to kill Kuzco, to fully claim her seat as the emperor of the unnamed kingdom

So uh, that was my thought process behind it.. I might add to it later, if I feel like it.

And to end, I will show you all the NEW CANON HUMAN BILL DESIGN

Totally definitely canon yup, mhm :)

Nobody here follows me for my ocs so I'm very much expecting this to flop, but I think someone will enjoy this

This is James, he's a parasite

But he doesn't think anyone else knows he's a parasite

More about the story here

For the past 20 years, humanity has found itself struggling to maintain it's place at the top of the foodchain as a new parasite has wriggled it's way into our lives. This parasite is deadly, intelligent, but very very strange. When it first started, the parasites were weak, just became the new household pest to deal with like you would a cockroach.

Humans knew from a VERY early point how dangerous these things were, having done the tests, it turns out what these parasites do is spread across the brain and digestive system in rapid speed, taking them over and very quickly killing them in a horrific explosion of the human body

So humans tried to exterminate the parasite.

It didn't work.

Twenty years later the things have figured out how to replicate human forms, there are parasite exterminator teams everywhere you look, making sure one of these things isn't around as the parasites have become a lot more faster.

I love drawing ford so much man

I wonder how everyone who followed me for Billford feel now that I only post MCSM romeo x jesse art where Romeo is the equivalent of a sad, pathetic looking wet cat

I finished watching good omens recently, and I might start drawing aziraphale x Crowley fanart soon, because they're adorable and I love drawing demons and angels <3

^ Experimental drawing of them

The best collaboration ever

Made by my little brother who's hyperfixation is bob's burgers, while my special interest is gravity falls

Bill would absolutely HATE gene, like worse than he hates Mabel

"ah! Synthesized music! It's WORSE THAN SHOOTING STARS!"

Or he'd love it in the way of "this is the most beautiful chaos I've ever heard in my life"

Appreciation moment for my brother below!

My brother is literally my best friend dudes, he's so kind, and the coolest person I know. He's too young for social media still so he probably won't ever sed this, but if he does, HI CHRIS!!

He's the best person on this planet, I have a pretty rocky (terrible) relationship with my dad, but having my brother with me going to his house occasionally makes it so much better. He sits in the front of the car for me so my dad is less likely to try to pick a fight with me! He understands my anxiety disorder unlike anyone else, and talks to people in for me when I can't. I'm semi-verbal so I can't always speak to people, but he always helps me

Okay I'll stop being soppy now, we get it, I have a nice brother

I'm currently redirecting my plan and

THANK GOD FOR THE BOOK OF BILL BRO, I do NOT remember what I was going for a year ago, but whatever it was, my new idea is ten times better

I re read the entire two chapters I already have on ao3 and I've got to say, it's

A masterpiece already

It's pretty poorly written LOL but it IS funny, to me at least, I do love the line where ford berates bill for smoking weed as if bill hasn't smoked worse

I got a comment on my old fanfic I never finished, didn't realize they had commented until today

And all I have to say is

Bl4ckCat7

Whoever you are!

Thank you..

MY BURST OF WRITING ENERGY MAY BE BACK! I KNOW WHAT IM PLANNING, THE NEXT CHAPTER TO MY BILLFORD FANFICTION, 'No more living in those shadows'!!