The M In “medjool Date” Stands For Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

rip jane prentiss you would have loved “love me more” by mitski

DraMatical Sex MurDer

commission for @sukiwah

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

Here ya go sport, go wild

i reakon if you stabbed me with a guitar lead and plugged the other end into an amp i could make some pretty funky sounds

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

dream blunt rotation!!!

tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln

this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

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