If You Are Making Soup And You Think “hmm I Wish This Soup Looked A Bit More Silly” You Can Make

i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did

the turbidity is low and the ph is neutral, things are looking up the the world

honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers

hey what about the cool things you know /genq

thank you so much for asking!!! i couldn’t decide what one to say so here’s three cool things i know

1. silphium is the name of an ancestor of the modern vegetable, fennel. it was used as a birth-control in ancient rome, but was driven to extinction, mostly due to being grazed upon by livestock. you also may hear some claims that it was a perfect magical side-effect free wonder-plant, but that’s just speculation and should not be taken as accurate. it’s still really cool to me though, it was so important to the time that it appeared on coins like this one ⬇️

2. the slow loris is the only venomous primate. its venom is a combination of the the more mild venom in its saliva and the more intense venom that it secretes from its forearms, it licks its forearms to create more intense than either of them. if a slow loris was to bite your hand it would hurt like hell and make your arm go numb, in some cases it has been known to kill, though mostly bc of anaphylactic shock. they also have no tail which makes them look really silly to me, little fella below ⬇️

3. moons of jupiter are named after jupiter/zeus’s children (and/)or lovers. there are 57 named moons (excluding names like “jupiter LIV" bc come on that doesnt count) and 97 confirmed moons in total. you can tell which moons are retrograde bc they end in “e”. prograde moons will end in “a” or “o”. the 4 largest of the moons are called the galilean moons bc galileo observed them, they are the most well known ones. those four are io, callisto, ganymede, and europa. i like europa bc it has a frozen over ocean and was the first one i ever learned about so here’s a picture of that below, mostly to fulfil my desire for consistency ⬇️

also keep in mind this was all of the top of my head, i double checked some things but mostly i was just remembering so take it all with a grain of salt, if something seems incorrect it might be. anyway that’s some cool things :) thanks for asking!!

Longhorn beetle Miku!

dont know why im so high rn but i do know that i LOVE tears for fears. holy shit they’re so good. fuck man you’re right it is a very very mad world.

watched the fly (1986) last night (twas great) and did some sketches, DAMN jeff goldblum is pretty holy shit

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

of course ur fuckin trans, you were obsessed with the emo guy from abc3s nowhere boys.

gay apparel donned #jolly