They Call Me The Riddler The Way Im Riddled With Guilt

i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

white boy SHOCKS waiter by taking a full minute to stutter out an order and then crying until he throws up

i got that dog🐺 😎in me ‼️and that dog🐺😎 gets very anxious🐺😰 with loud💥 sounds👂‼️ so please🙏 do not🙅 bring me ➡️to places 🏝with helicopters 🚁 or planes ✈️ nearby ⤵️‼️‼️‼️😎

sometimes i'll read smut but every time i do it is for purely anthropological reasons and im stroking my chin in fascination the whole time and occasionally saying "hmm yes..yes.." and scribbling done some notes

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.

id suck dick for a clingstone peach rn

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually