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Superman: And that’s why we should meet them.

Batman: Huh?

Superman: We should show them that we’re not hostile.

Batman: Hah!

Superman: Ok, I see your point. What if we were to meet on neutral grounds?

Batman: Hmm…

Superman: Yes, I think he’d be a good choice too.

Batman: Huh.

Superman: Well, he’s met them before and he’s familiar with their customs.

Batman: Hrm.

Superman: That’s decided then. Green Lantern, Batman and I feel that you should be the one to lead this diplomatic meeting with the Ungarans.

Batman: Hn.

Green Lantern: I’ve been standing here with the two of you the whole time yet I feel like I’ve missed an entire episode of a series. Do the two of you have telepathic powers that I don’t know about?

I do.

Monday, yeah.

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

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For real.

Me too bro, me too.

Me checking daily on a forgotten ao3 relationship tag with barely any fandom hoping there's any new content (the most recent activity was 4 months ago)

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face