I Wish All Closeted LGBTQ+ People A Very Happy Pride Month.

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

Flashback of the day when a few weeks ago I went to my friends house for a sleepover and we’re watching the third Star Wars movie and suddenly I get a text from my older sister asking if I was awake, in which I said yes. She told me then to stay awake because she was going to have a shower and I said I wasn’t at home. I HAD BEEN GONE FOR 7 HOURS.

Person A: I'm going to feed you pasta Person B: What if I don't want pasta A: What are you lack toast and told her aunt? B: The fuck are you saying A: Lack toast and told her aunt? The thing where you can't eat dairy? B: You are a dumbass, its lactose intolerant A: Exactly, Lack toast and told her aunt

Hello there mr jamerson

Perry The Platypus - Randy Crenshaw

Caravan - John Wasson

My Whole Family - Bo Burnham

I Wanna Be Your Slave - Maneskin

Buddy Holly - Weezer

Wii Shop Channel Trap - OSRSBeatz

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

Mr Brightside - The Killers

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

The Spectre - Alan Walker

idk who the fuck i'll tag, just people I follow ig

@sansthescreleton @akanemnon @daily-ralsei @aliceoseman and idfk who else @danexist ig

10 tunes, 10 tags

aka shuffling your Spotify "On Repeat" playlist 10 times and then tagging 10 people

I was tagged by @thatiwouldbe <3

"Hair" by Lady Gaga

"G.U.Y." by Lady Gaga

"Nebraska" by Bruce Springsteen

"American Teenager" by Ethel Cain

"Sexxx Dreams" by Lady Gaga

"Crush - Stripped" by Ethel Cain

"Say Don't Go (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"No Surrender" by Bruce Springsteen

"I Can See You (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"'Slut!' (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

I was expecting more than four artists, but this is unsurprising.

I'm tagging @wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj @anewstartrekfan @hoodiedmenace @thelog33 @doctor-whu @delayshay @forth3loveofgod @katyobsesses @spocks-got-a-glock and @birdofmay :)

To @danexist@jamesthedyke and i forgor pringley's ping, if @fridgeboy09 has not told you, I am taking a break from the server for at least a week, if I even come back.

okay

CMERE!

@the-ethereal-grave-doctor @the-squishy-scrimblo @clownpallete @artismeyou-45 @autism-criminal @theindescribable1 @carol-the-clown @sillystanleystuff

I can’t see the numbers D:

colorblindness check! make sure you can see all of the shapes in the circles; if not, that might mean you've lost some of your ability to see color!

REblogging fro luck in march, hope i get it

Happiness Will Come To You.

And she just stares at you menacingly