Hot Wedding Idea, The Worst Man, It’s His Duty To Try And Prevent The Wedding At All Costs.

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If Xiao was so vigilant, why didn't he come home for Zhongli's sake?

And you would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids...

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

Just realized something

Burn My Dread (from Persona 3) literally goes from “Hello sir, it's nice to meet you" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too”

I am alive. Here’s a throuple dynamic. I do not take criticism, not for this.

A: The tall one. Generally nice and happy person, but tired as a result of the relationship. Most serious of the three, but occasionally joins B in messing with C. Honestly comes across as the babysitter of the other two sometimes. They’ve recorded a video of B and C interrupting their reading time with a sword fight in the living room.

B: The short one. The one who is cringe and is embarrassed by it. Very cute, precious bean. Sometimes says the most cursed and unexpected shit imaginable, before burying their face into one of their partner’s chests. Tries to meme on C and be goofy, but is usually outclassed. Could never do anything mean to A.

C: The short one, part two. The one who is cringe and weaponizes it. Where did they get that taser. Occasionally builds things that should probably result in an arrest. Is actually really soft with their partners, leaving them vulnerable to trolling. Also makes fun of partners while cuddling them.

Bonus points if A is strong enough to carry both B and C under their arms like sacks of potatoes

lets-a-fuckin-GO

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Guess what I’m not dead 👀