Satan Is A Pisces

Hey can yall reblog this if you're an aoex fan who 1) isn't a weirdo who ships incest and pedophilia and 2) isn't transphobic or queerphobic in general (so not an exclusionist)

The fanbase is kinda small so I wanna try to find other fans I can click with lmao

I've got a friend that's fallen hard for Arlecchino, so I'll request an ask for S/O accidentally calling her "Daddy"

If someone already requested something like this with Arlecchino, please respond and say so, because that would honestly be funny

(Genshin Impact) Accidentally calling Arlecchino "Daddy"

As suggestive as the nickname is, Arlecchino actually has zero idea of S/O is talking about.

She already struggles trying to understand the words being used by the children at the orphanage.

And when Arlecchino hears S/O's intrusive thoughts let loose, she simply looks at them, expression barely changed.

After all, she's called "Father", and has had several of the kids call her daddy as well. It's not that weird for S/O to do the same.

...Right?

(Arlecchino) "Yes? What is it?"

She quickly realizes how red S/O is turning, and can't help but feel confused.

They didn't look or feel sick, so what was the matter?

(S/O) "S-Sorry, I didn't mean to call you that!"

(Arlecchino) "What is wrong with calling me daddy?"

S/O nearly choked on their own spit when they heard Arlecchino's question, making her even more confused.

Maybe she should ask Lyney next chance she got...

BONUS:

By the way, did you know Arlecchino canonically struggles with understanding the slang her kids say? Just like a real dad.

when nanami comes home with a thick stack of papers and a deep frown on his face that ages him terribly — you know he is not gonna sleep well tonight.

he greets you with a kiss to your forehead and a gentle caress on your cheek as he smiles down at you softly, and when you inquire about the papers in his hold his expression turns sour again. kento clicks his tongue before he starts ranting about his day, letting you slip his coat from his shoulders and loosen his tie as you hum attentively and coo at him.

and when he settles by the table in the living room after a quick refreshing shower, with a gentle ‘no, thank you, angel’ to your dinner offer that he excuses with wanting to be done with the paperwork as soon as possible, you don’t push him.

after a quick kiss to his cheek, you scurry away to the kitchen and put on the kettle to make him some tea and something he could munch on while working.

nanami, too engrossed in his work, doesn’t really hear you walking in with a plate on one hand and a big mug held in the other. when the aroma of his favourite tea hits his nostrils, he only lifts his head up, curiously eyeing the appetising sandwiches and the steam flowing from the mug, and notices the unsure look in your eyes as you wait for his reaction.

“for me?” kento mutters, brow raising questioningly, and when you bobble your head eagerly, his face relaxes into an easy smile. lifting himself up from the chair, the blond cups your chin to press a short kiss against your lips, chuckling at the way you preen under his affection. “always so good to me. thank you, my darling.”

watching him enjoy the food you make is one of your favourite things in the whole world; the way he neatly bites into the softness of the bread and a second later nods his head approvingly, eyes quickly catching yours in a tilted gaze. you giggle, hand covering your face as you subtly feel the flustered heat of it, and get back to reading your book.

You think that if you stick a slime into a microwave/oven, it'll explode like an egg?

Started watching iruma kun. I was like wow this guy’s a Komaeda and I was RIGHT??

Funfact, the other friend of mine is a lesbian. Along with that they simped for Yukio’s gun skills the entire time he was on screen

SO I WAS WATCHING BLUE EXORCIST WITH 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND UH BASICALLY I SHOWED THEM A PICTURE OF LUCIFER AND SATAN SAYING “They’re not the same character” because they got confused. AND ONE OF THEM, THE STRAIGHT DUDE, CALLED SATAN HOT AND CUTE. LMAO

don’t go into the mouthwashing tag rn there’s people posting real life animal gore