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Prompt 2218

Words associated with mountains:

Misty

Deep

Tectonic

Range

Volcanic

Cliff

Peak

Summit

Snowy

Glacier

Fantasy Guide: Horses, Steeds and Mounts

Horses are a staple of fantasy. Instead of writing them as emotionless vehicles lets give them life.

Horse Terminology

Mare: female horse

Gelding: castrated male horse, big boned and gentle

Stallion: male horse, more agressive

Foal: baby horse

Filly: girl baby horse

Colt : boy baby horse

Yearling: a horse a year old, too young to ride

Pony: small, smart and sturdy,

Colour

When writing horses, we like to colour them in. Make sure to have a look at my colours post for some symbolic choices.

Appaloosa: white hair and dark patches

Bay: red-brown, dark, mahogany bay, red bay, sandy are all common shades but bay must always have a hint of black.

Black: black but keep in mind that pure black is very rare.

Chestnut/Sorrel: reddish coat, may have brown/rws

Dun: yellowish commonly but can be reddish yellow horse

Paint/Pinto – white patches

Palomino: golden coat, white mane

Piebald – dark-skinned, with large splotches of black and white

Roan: blue or strawberry; mixed colored and white hairs. A blue roan has black and white manes, red roans have white manes.

Physical signs

These all tell you what the horse is telling you. Listen to your horse.

Blow: exhaling through the nose. This indicates curiousness and often followed by nuzzling.

Breathing: Yes, check if the horse is breathing first. Always a good point. But yes, horses have a resting breath that is relaxed. Changes to this could mean anxiety or fear.

Ears are up and pointed forward: alert and interested

Ears are pointed out to the side: Sleepy, tired, unwell or submissive.

Ears are pointed up: unwell or bored

Ears are back and pinned flat against the head: angry and aggressive. Fuck off right now or you’ll catch these hooves.

Neigh/Whinny: a sound made to look for company in people or horses.

Nicker: usually means “hello” in either a friendly context or a mating context. Mama horse will nicker to their kids.

Scream: usually while fighting some other horses.

Snort: exhaling through the nose sharply which is code for where’s the danger.

Feeding time

Horses need to be fed and it’s expensive. Horses are the most costly thing for a castle or army to have. It takes money to field a large calvary so make sure you have some food on board.

Apples and fruit.

Barley

Bran

Grass

Hays

Oats

Root vegetables – beetroot, carrots, parsnips, and turnips

Tack

Corn

Tack

This is the term for your horses kit. This will be a basic list.

Saddle: Your seat on the horse

Stirrups: supports that hang from either side of the saddle to support the feet.

Girth: A belt that fastens the saddle to the horse.

Bridle: The bit that goes over the horse’s face

Reins: connected to the bridle and ensures you have a grip

Bit: this is what the horse has between its teeth.

Horn: a raised portion of the saddle that sits at the point where the saddle is close to the neck.

Blanket: a drape of fabric used to warm a horse or stop rubbing from the saddle.

Things you ought to know about horses

Riding bareback (i hear you laughing, pervert) is actually quite hard and dangerous

Horses have limits and most can’t gallop all night without a break

Horses often break legs and sometimes must be put down (honestly fuck you Veronica, #cobalt deserved better)

Horses die in battle, not all horses make it out (you go, Joey)

Common horses mentioned in fantasy

Destrier: The most popular war horse of the medieval era. These horses are only ever really used by knights in battles, tournaments, and jousts. It was not the most common horse but it was considered the desired of horses even being called “the great”. Usually male, these horses were renowned for their agility able to turn quickly making it suitable for battle. Destriers are expensive. When one looks in the histories you seen them going for almost ten times the price of another breed. The breed has since died out but scientists and equestrians have since been trying to reproduce them.

Courser: This was the more commonly used and available war horse. It is fast and strong horse ridden by knights and men-at-arms. They were not expensive than the destrier but still would cost a pretty penny.

Rouncey: A commonly used horse used anything and everything. Mostly used for riding, the horse could be trained for battle.

Palfrey: Would be an expensive horse for riding. It was a slender horse with an ambling gait so it was prized for traveling over distance.

Hunters: Or more commonly called Thoroughbred. The Thoroughbred is a fast horse and an agile one. Though vest for racing, the thoroughbred was mostly used when the nobility went riding in hunting excursions.

Sexual Tension: Villain Izuku x OC(Ayumi)

This is just a test of writing and such, that’s why Ayumi doesn’t get a description. This is really just a test so not my best work tbh. . .

Disclaimer: THEY ARE BOTH OVER 18

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Ayumi laughs a bit, “you’re seriously that desperate that you had to drag me into a VIP section of the club where we could be alone?”

Izuku rolled his eyes, “you just aren’t giving me my answers, what’s your name?”

“Well you’d have to earn it if you want that,” Ayumi says, he’s been talking to Izuku, the UA traitor, for a few months now in his normal outfits. It seems like the female disguise had even fooled Izuku, one of the smartest people Ayumi has met. They are both in the club they met up at and this time Izuku brought him to a VIP section, one of which is mostly for parties and no one is allowed there until the warranty is up which is normally until the end of the night.

“Earn it? I feel like I already have,” Izuku replies getting closer to Ayumi, cuffing his hand on his cheek, then moving it down to his chin, making Ayumi look up at Izuku, “I don’t want these one offs just to be one offs, darling.”

“Here I thought you liked calling me darling,” Ayumi teases, which causes Izuku to slam their lips together, it isn’t the first time this has happened and definitely isn’t the last. Izuku shoves his tongue into Ayumi’s mouth and their tongues battle for dominance. Izuku uses his free arm and wraps it around Ayumi’s waist pulling him closer, his other hand that was on Ayumi’s cheek moves to his hair. Ayumi swings his arms over Izuku’s shoulders wrapping them around his neck, making them closer. As normal, Izuku wins, even after the fight Ayumi put up. They break the kiss, a string of saliva connecting their mouths is left. Izuku then shoves Ayumi on the couch with ease then climbs ontop of him. Izuku leans close to Ayumi and growls in his ear, “why must you be such a brat darling?” then bites his ear lobe.

“Why not?” Ayumi asks and chuckles.

“Oh I’ll make you regret all of that,” Izuku growls again.

“I’d like to see you try,” Ayumi whispers to Izuku.

SO I WAS WATCHING BLUE EXORCIST WITH 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND UH BASICALLY I SHOWED THEM A PICTURE OF LUCIFER AND SATAN SAYING “They’re not the same character” because they got confused. AND ONE OF THEM, THE STRAIGHT DUDE, CALLED SATAN HOT AND CUTE. LMAO

Smash

So I posted a few days ago about making a platonic yandere Gojo x reader story. However I am unsure which one I should do sooo

The fic is going to be dark. If it has romantic undertones I do apologize for I can't figure out if I write something like that accidentally.

Also I fully believe that platonic yanderes are scarier than romantic yanderes.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Started watching iruma kun. I was like wow this guy’s a Komaeda and I was RIGHT??

Blue Exorcist: Shimane Illuminati Saga PV - January 2024