I Think Your Brother Is Dead

NOOOOOOOO I MISSED THE BIRTHDAY NOOOOOOOO

It's ok I forgive you, though you do seem to be very forgetful. First your dragon, and now this?

Zhanna you’re so pretty <3

Da. Thank you.

[stares at you with eyes as wide as dinner plates]

-@trashcollectinggremlin

If you so much as touch me I'll break your arm.

What do you think about the BLU soldier?

He committed identity theft on my husband. I am very excited to become offical mercenary so that I may beat him to death many times.

Correction: fiance

If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?

This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.

Question, decided you were the best person to ask this to, was heavy always the tallest (biggest) sibling or was he shorter when he was young?

He and I were the same height when we escaped gulag. Fighting bears and such improved his physique, and while I fought often too, he insisted on hunting most of time.

Here is a small cookie

That is indeed a VERY small cookie!

can i come to the wedding?

OF COURSE PRIVATE! THE WHOLE UNIT IS INVITED!

I wonder if medic could bake some pastries!

HAPPY DAY WHERE YOU EXITED THE WOMB SCREAMING AND COVERD IN BLOOD!

🎊🎂🎊

THANK YOU 🩸🩸🩸🩸💉💉😱😱😱🥳🎊🎉

Ooc > Zhanna would probably walk across the bedding, covered in blood, and accidently put into motion an ancient blood ritual.

Did you know there's a magic anon cursing your teammates?

I DO!

THE GUNNER TOLD ME!

On an unrelated note

THE RACCOONS HAVE NEW BEDDING!