Zhanna, Great Killer Of Bears And The Master Of Fighting Covered In Honey, I Have A Very Important Question

Zhanna you’re so pretty <3

Da. Thank you.

!!SURPRISE HUG!!

Hello mysterious unamed person. Are you attempting to restrain me? Ha, is feeble attempt, but Zhanna appriciates anyways!

(ooc) It's so crazy that i've had this blog for just a few days and im already planning a wedding.

I completely forgot Solly and Zhanna weren't married lol

Shanna I eould fight you but unfortunately I am a stick of a person but I could ask a friend to if they want to fight you

If you are weak then that is just more reason to fight me so that you can get stronger! (You also might die but what is life without risks?!)

If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?

This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.

mother...

...mother i crave violence...

Is good, if you are to be any child of mine, bloodlust is a key element!

you vs 1000 stag beetles, how long would it take

5 seconds at most. Beetles are very small no matter how many there are. I will blow them up.

Hey Zhanna!

Behold, my dog.

I’m getting stronger so I can fight you

My God! That is a absolutely gorgeous dog you have, Tumblr user Gravitytrips! And likely a powerful one!

Hello Zhanna!

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for your fiancé

He will love this, thank you!

Got any cool stories?? I also bet you have very cool battle scars

Yes, very much! Jane and I once visited old roomate of his. Moment he saw Jane he tried to call police. I stopped him by snapping his neck but Jane insisted we leave anyways. Apparently strange man was a magician. His loss, we were trying to give him gift of raccoon. I'd like to say I have cool battle scars, but Zhanna has not yet come across a creature strong enough to leave one. Except for medic, but that is surgery scar, not battle.