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Biggest Drama Queens in the Mcu, Ranked

1. You

2. Can’t

3. Rank

4. Them

5. Because

6. They’re all

7. Dramatic in

8. Their 

9. Own way

10. Nick “Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye” Fury

let boys cry.

They invented the definition of “being soft”.

➥ “He never thought he’d be this guy, but then he met Pepper. A woman who loved him despite…well, him being him. A woman who cared about him long before he declared he was Iron Man. A woman who had saved him as many times as he had saved the world. There were so many different ways to be a superhero to someone”. - Destiny Arrives by Liza Palmer 

the bat family as things my fam has said:

“the Mormons are out”

“shut the fuck up and eat your toaster strudel”

“I WILL TURN THIS SLED AROUND RIGHT NOW”

“SWEETY WHERES MY MOONSHINE!????”

“you’re such a bitch.” “Well you’re a bigger bitch, bitch”

“your dads a fucking idiot”

“it’s not my fault if you get pregnant.”

“So what??? My kids gay! Deal with it!”

“Cmon lets go on a date”

“(Gasp) LOOK AT THE LIGHTS”

“itty bitty kitty, fatty watty catty, and big bitch”

“Who is rambo” “YOU DONT KNOW WHO RAMBO IS????” “U ARE DISOWNED”

“YOU LITTLE GREMLIN”

“do you know how cool life would be if we were in a musical”

“Life sucks. You just have to drink your way through it.”

“Oh my god my 14 year old is gonna be an alcoholic”

“WHY ARE U TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT OF THE CAR”

“It’s going down for real! *falls down the stairs*”

“in my dream they were about to take me down to level F. Now I’ll never know and it’s all your fault”

“Stop being so emo.”

“ILL SHOW YOU A WEAK LITTLE GIRL”

Captain Marvel: So how’s Nick’s eye doing? Always felt bad about that one

Steve: (’the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye’ flashbacks) that was YOU?

Captain Marvel: No ??? Lol it was my cat

Steve, having spent the past three years coming up with more and more convoluted/ tragic ways in which Fury lost his eye, having eventually settled on some sort of world-altering battle between him and one of his loved ones:

Arthur and Mera’s kiss scene ranks up there with Peter and Mary Jane’s in the first Raimi Spiderman movie for me just because of how gloriously comic booky it was.

There have been plenty of great kiss scenes in superhero movies, but those are two that have really basked in the genre, which I love. Mary Jane kissing Spiderman when he’s upside down, it’s raining, and he’s in his costume, is just perfect. Mera and Arthur kissing mid battle with their hair flying around and their bodies wrapping around each other because they’re underwater? Both of these scenes just seem ripped from comic books and that’s why they work so well.

Two of my favorite movie kisses for sure, and probably my two favorite comic book movie kiss scenes.

Cold

Pairing: Kylo Ren x Reader

Word Count: 3,815

Warnings: Just a lil fluff at the end

Summary: Y/N is a prisoner of the First Order, and when Kylo catches General Hux trying to take advantage of her, he saves her and determines she will become his assistant and share his quarters, rather than send her back to her chamber. She believes he’s cold and merciless, with a short temper that frightens her, but he ends up not being what she expected.

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General Hux was starting to bug you. It was harmless at first, just him being the boy that he is. Sly flirting, trying to get a rise out of you, trying desperately to get you to show some return of his affections, but it escalated slowly to a point where you were no longer able to be indifferent about it. That point was marked when the Supreme Leader saw it happening. 

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so apparently,we’re getting young justice:outsiders in 2019,not 4th quarter of 2018 like we were promised. needless to say,i’m fucking pissed

I love the Marvel fandom because we literally go ahead and spam NASA, a genuine organisation with the purpose of sending revolutionary technology into space far beyond where humans can travel, housing some of the most intelligent and phenomenal engineers and scientists on the planet. And why, you ask?

Oh, because we need them to save Tony Will-Run-Out-Of-Oxygen-In-The-Morning Stark.

I made a thing.