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batfamily as things i witnessed at a baseball game

bruce: i can’t believe i have to say this but if he’s a surgeon and goes to work high as a kite then he’s probably not the one for you.

dick grayson: all i had for breakfast was eight bowls of lucky charms so i need some dogs. the hot kind. hot dogs, if you will.

jason todd: *stops looking for younger brother, who has gone missing, to get an autograph from one of the pitchers of the baseball team*

tim: dude i stayed up all night last night learning the rules and history of baseball instead of studying for a final i have in a couple days and i might fail chemistry but at least i can impress my girlfriend.

damian: *about the mascot walking around* that bird costume is clearly not a cardinal, it’s a robin that is red. the wings are completely different from a cardinal’s. disgraceful.

duke: *to a security guard* hey you’ll probably hear that i’m a missing kid but i’m not missing, im just trying to get away from my disaster of a family.

stephanie: *about alex reyes, a pitcher* LISTEN ALEX IF YOU DON’T START PITCHING LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO I WILL PRAY THAT THE WRATH OF GOD IS UNLEASHED ON YOUR FAMILY

cass: i may be a foreign exchange student but i’m 100% sure that it isn’t american for the kiss cam to land on you and your brother.

babs: *is the girl that the kiss cam landed on her with her brother* oh my god i’m suing every single person in this arena, including that jumbo screen.

alfred: as your grandfather i am telling you to stop putting popcorn in your shoes or so help me i will send you back to therapy.

head cannon that instead of fbi agents it’s just the batfam and tim and barbara drink too much

Critics complaining about Aquaman’s long hair because it’s “impractical” and “in the way,” but never complain about women with long hair in action movies, are just afraid of their attraction to the gloriousness that is Jason Momoa and his lustrous locks.

Thank you to Aquaman for treating both leads equally and giving them the most beautiful long flowing hair.

It’s 2019 and people are still leaving the cinema before the credits of Marvel movies have finished rolling???

THE WINTER SOLDIER

FIGHTS THE SAME

AS BUCKY BARNES

FROM WHICH STEVE ROGERS LEARNED HIS TECHNIQUE

Y'all I love the entire Star Wars cast and if you have any problems with any of them I just wanna ask why????

Adam Driver is an adorable man, and I don’t understand how people find him unattractive? His sense of humor is hilarious, although very dry, and he has a really big heart and really nice hair and I mean yeah, he’s awkward, but it just makes him like 10x cuter, and he’s a wonderful actor who does a great job at portraying our local emo man child. Also, Kylo Ren is shredded.

John Boyega is HILARIOUS when it comes to the fans’ reactions to him (the Thirst Tweets video) and is also a giant Star Wars nerd and is very sweet and gives Adam hugs in public to help him when he’s nervous and would probably fight you if you said anything bad about Kylo Ren

Daisy Ridley is THE CUTEST and has the cutest smile and even has an adorable name, for Pete’s sake. She is a wonderful actress and is *in Domhnall’s voice* ‘a work of art all by herself’ and always speaks with such wisdom when answering questions in interviews

Oscar Isaac. Need I say more? I mean, the photo of him eating Chili Lime Cheetos with chopsticks in sweatpants and a beanie should say enough about this man’s appeal. He’s just about as spicy as those Cheetos. Also, the acting he did in The Last Jedi, where he scratched BB-8’s tummy? A+++++. Wonderful. And that hair. I love Oscar Isaac.

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE IS MY QUEEN. She is a GODDESS. I love her so much. Her fashion sense is amazing, and I am so jealous of her amazing outfits. Her laugh is the freaking cutest. Someone stop me or I’ll go on about her all day. And she did all of that press for The Last Jedi, only to be in it for what, like, 2 minutes? Bless her for putting up with that. We’ve all seen Gwendoline in action, and we all believe that that movie needed wayyyy more Captain Phasma, right? Right.

Domhnall Gleeson, my sweet sunshine boy. How does that man even play General Hux? This man has some amazing acting skills. There is so much of a difference between the two of them. Not only is he hilarious, he has the most beautiful, fluffy red hair that I’ve ever seen. Cate Blanchett has nothing on Domhnall Gleeson. He also gets double points for being in Harry Potter and Star Wars.

Speaking of double points, Laura Dern was in Jurassic Park and Star Wars so I love her. A badass velociraptor fighting scientist, and then a badass purple haired space mom who gives orders and takes no shit??? You go, Laura. You go.

Kelly Marie Tran. I love Kelly because she is me. Rose was the cutest Star Wars character I’ve ever seen, hands down. Cuter than the porgs. Kelly did such a great job as Rose, who is becoming one of my favorites, and she’s such a giant Star Wars nerd and it warms my cold, dead heart to watch her geek out about Finn and Poe, because same.

Ok Mark Hamill is a gift to humanity. He is basically the wise uncle of the entire Star Wars fandom. He’s always got something to say about everything going on in the world. And he’s Luke Skywalker, for Pete’s sake. Who doesn’t love Luke Skywalker???

And of course, I’ve saved the best for last. Our dearest Space Mom, Carrie Fisher. I miss her greatly, and it’s hard to believe it’s been a little bit over a year since she’s passed. Carrie was a wonderful actress and a very powerful, vocal advocate for those with mental illnesses. I looked up to Princess Leia because she was such a fireball who took no shit and I loved seeing her in Star Wars as Leia again for her last movie. I could honestly rant about how much I love Carrie Fisher.

REQUESTS???

hey y’all so imma start writing on here, if you wanna read some of my wattpad stories you can find that here: https://my.w.tt/xKdtCKmXmM

BUT ANYWAYS!! I will list down below who i will write for, keep in mind, these are who i feel most comfortable writing ? i will end up changing them probs in the future but for rn it’s what i got :)

MARVEL:

- Bucky Barnes

- Steve Rogers

- Natasha Romanoff

- Wanda Maximoff

- Thor

- Peter Quill

- Shuri

- Peter Parker

DC:

- Damian Wayne

- Jason Todd

- Dick Grayson

- Tim Drake

- Wonder Woman

- Harley Quinn

- Stephanie Brown

- Any teen titans character

- Wally West

IT2017 (aged up):

- Richie Tozier

- Beverly Marsh

- maybe Eddie ??

STRANGER THINGS:

- Billy Hargrove

- Steve Harrington

so apparently,we’re getting young justice:outsiders in 2019,not 4th quarter of 2018 like we were promised. needless to say,i’m fucking pissed

Tony Stark + Tumblr Text Posts

idk what it is or where big dick energy came from but all i know is that valkyrie has all of it