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thought I'd post some of my old crow drawings :)

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

I already knew how they work, but who tf called the moving part a slug of all things, for gods' sake it's literally the least slug-like part of the bullet, fooking lead flying destruction. Thas last part sounded like some average sabaton lyrics. Half warfare half grammar

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

Once I'm old and retired from everything, I think I'd like to settle into some specific pub and become known as the guy who'll offer unlisenced relationship advice/therapy/philosophical discussion in exchange for a pint, a coffee, or one of those shitty pub sandwiches or whatever they have. Whatever's in your price range. If I'm awake and done with my daily tasks at home, I'm keeping office hours at the regular. Ideally at one specific table that's never been officially reserved for me but where people expect to find me, and notice if I'm not there.

If you find yourself at a loss of what to do, not knowing what path to take, seek the council of the pub wizard. He doesn't have the formal training or qualifications for anything, and isn't legally responsible if it turns out that his advice was shit and got you in trouble, but the man is literally working for peanuts.

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tide pool 🐠

orc mating season has begun