Just Had A Convo With My Friend. She Mentioned She Doesnt Like Sake Cause Its Sparkling.

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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1 month ago

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.

1 month ago

I'm an avid cyclist, yet I never got my dick mangled so far ?:o?

I Forgot That One Of The (playful, As Stated By Wikitionary) Expressions For "bicycle" Is "dick Mangler".

I forgot that one of the (playful, as stated by wikitionary) expressions for "bicycle" is "dick mangler". Finnish is a beautiful language.

3 months ago
Day 38: Bocchi The Had Enough Of His Fucking Bullshit

Day 38: Bocchi The Had Enough Of His Fucking Bullshit

4 months ago

Average 8-10th minute of prog rock:

Also the reverse situation of me listening to Sailor's Tale for the n-th time and at that one point past the half again being like "yo is someone drilling in the distance outside of the window?" cos that one sound is EXACTLY what someone drilling somewhere in the distance would sound, I live in a block of flats so there would be just that reverb between my block and the opposite one like I'm not even complaining that sound is cool

>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck

1 month ago

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

2 months ago

Queer people when they have the same flag on their backpacks

i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi

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they/them but any pronouns will do tbh

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