Me: Kids These Days Are Into Some Really Weird Stuff.

Half-joke comic based off something my friends said

I need someone in the fandom to animate The Curtis bros trying to get Darry to read TikTok brainrot words cause I keep seeing “Parents reading brainrot words” on my fyp and it’s so funny and I can clearly picture Pony and Soda, with water in their mouths trying to maintain while Darry looking confused af reading the words with the musical Curtis bros fr fr (or the 90s show Curtis bros or any media of the Curtis bros tbh.)

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Darry, having to squint at the paper: “Raise your…ya…ya…ya…?”

Pony and Soda, water in their mouths trying not to laugh: PFFFTT

Darry just staring at the paper and Soda already spitting out his water, Pony just holding in and shaking his head while and wheezing, Soda also wheezing as he gets up.

Darry looking at them like they just grew two heads.

Darry, after the boys had another mouthful of water: “Skib…Skip? That skip?”

Pony and Soda, trying not to laugh and practically holding onto each other for dear life: “PFFFTT—“

Darry, continuing: “Skib…bi…dee…?” Darry, tilting his head: “What the hell is there a toilet for???”

Soda practically on the floor with the water still in his mouth, Pony banging his fist on the table with water still in his mouth and even the gang just starts wheezing and Darry is soo confused.

Darry: “Skip…bi…dee..toilet…rise? Skipbidee toilet rise?”

Pony and Soda spitting out the water: “PFFTTT” and just collapses into the floor laughing.

Darry: *blink blink…* “I’m surrounded by idiots…”

never thought before idea... draw mituna

he fell of his skateboard and both it and his helmet were sent flying like 100 meters away from him

This is the plot right?

𓆩♡𓆪 divider tutorial ˖˚

꒰ step one ꒱ ↳ first, find an image or two on a search engine or pinterest/something like it. it's best to use images with plain color (like white or black) backgrounds.

꒰ search terms to try ꒱ ↳ lace trim ↳ lace divider ↳ floral divider ↳ heart divider ↳ clouds divider ↳ bow/ribbon divider ↳ divider clip art

꒰ step two ꒱ ↳ either copy and paste the image or download and upload the image into remove.bg. use erase/restore as needed.

꒰ step three ꒱ ↳ you're done! pretty simple, right? good work \(^_^)/

thsi so tragic 😢😢

can a tumblr girl really love a reddit guy

the wizard college just announced it's merging with the clown college next door and i don't think i'm ready for a clown that can cast fireball

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

They’re so hungry

pov: you're on tumblr in the death note universe

💟kira-kira4652 Follow May 24, 2007

friendly reminder that if you support L you're not welcome on this blog <3 i hope you know you're gonna get what's coming for you eventually

👨‍💻touchmyevilghost-deactivated387421 Follow May 30, 2007

kira supporters continue to make no sense lmao, you do know he kills people that think like this right

🏩xxgod-of-furyxx Follow June 3, 2007

Lord Kira will judge you. Real name is Joel Derm, link to face here.

👨‍💻touchmyevilghost-deactivated387421 Follow June 4, 2007

the hypocrisy of doxxing someone to kira while keeping their own face off their blog will never not be funny to me

#tw kira

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🌁los-angeles-reaper Follow Apr 14, 2007

gonna be liveblogging the new wara ningyo murder doc on netflix guys, keep an eye out! i'm so excited, they got the aesthetic spot on!!! ^-^

🚍muffinstory Follow Apr 14, 2007

gross. anyway you can donate to the family of the victims here, here, and here

🌁los-angeles-reaper Follow Apr 15, 2007

okay wow, god forbid i have comfort media. if you're going to stalk the tag to spam that shit you might as well block it. i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor too imagine being a grown adult arguing with a child on the internet.

#true crime discourse #wara ningyo murders #straw doll documentary

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🎁milkpuzzle Follow July 8, 2007

why generation 1 had the best bionicles, an analysis

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🎫chocolate-marsh-m Follow July 8, 2007

kys

🎁milkpuzzle Follow July 8, 2007

you can leave if you're not having fun, mello

🎫chocolate-marsh-m Follow July 8, 2007

fuck you i hope you get run over by a bus

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🎰tsukigod Follow May 2, 2007

Desk Setup Inspo

#clean aesthetic #stationary #follow for organizing tips

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👔wirewerewolf Follow Apr 5, 2007

oh my god i'm just trying to go to my sister's college entrance ceremony in peace and these two dudes in the front row will not shut the fuck up i hate it here

👔wirewerewolf Follow Apr 5, 2007

update: one of them is barefoot (?????)

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🎩official-l Follow Sep 26, 2007

Due to an overwhelming amount of spam, asks have been temporarily disabled. Updates to follow.

🎹 gaming-matto Follow Sep 27, 2007

visual representation of your ask box once i'm done with it

🎩official-l Follow Sep 28, 2007

What does this mean

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🔋littlevanishworld Follow July 8, 2007

okay but does anyone else think L and kira are the same guy

🔋littlevanishworld Follow July 9, 2007

no hear me out on this, they appeared at the same time, which is pretty convenient. and despite L supposedly being a great detective i can find no evidence of cases he's solved in the past and he obviously hasn't solved this one yet. so he's either kira or he's stupid

🎫chocolate-marsh-m Follow July 9, 2007

bad take op

#you guys just dont understand him like i do #he's smarter than youll ever be

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🧇thebazoinka-deactivated28479912 Follow Oct 24, 2008

✨KIRA SAFETY SPELL: like to charge reblog to cast✨

🎍taro-matsui-here Follow Dec 2, 2008

Claimed! 🙌

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