Reblog To Give The Person You Reblogged This From A Fucking Break

Sirius: Biologically, I can’t get you pregnant.

James: So you hate me?????

the og photo looks like it's got little faces smiling creepily at me. love the art tho

12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

H*ll yeah.

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

i thought this said cancer. kms